We broke up because...
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Had a harem already0
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Thought I was playing around on her...0
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He has a terrible skip-raiding habit which has led to many infestations including flies, bed bugs and fleas. Got tapeworms from the fleas, cholera from the flies and the crabs are probably from him. He also pretended he was a woman for 5 years so he could eat makeup.0
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He's dating some chick named Jo0
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She raised chicks in our apartment0
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She likes @musclegood_fatbad much more!0
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Tried to donate my brain to science, despite my assertion that I was still using it.1
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Couldn't make sacrifices for the common good0
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Oh you were???
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She wouldn't stop calling me "Professor Queerman"0
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Bragged of his higher education but knew he stole the diplomas from a friend of his sisters, boyfriends mom0
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She Said she only dated Dummies!
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She called me names0
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She called me Susan!?!??0
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She was a wildcat and I got scared!0
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I took our savings and headed to Vegas.0
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I caught him in my panties...looked better than me..jealous0
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Robbed me blind!0
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She put rocks in her pillows and then wanted to have pillow fights0
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Big sook ..
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He called my "pillows" the Rocky Mountains! 0
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We broke up??? I didn't know
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Wouldn't share her wine0
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Called me a Wino0
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He dumped me0
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Always down in the dumps!
She depressed me!0 -
Called my place a dump0
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Lived in a Pig stye0
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Would never get in my tent0
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Squeeled like a pig at happy time0
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