We broke up because...

BeefyUk · May 2016

I was far too interested in her pecs , plus she couldn't keep up with me

Kvm11628 · May 2016

He couldn't keep...up...

(I kid. I kid.)

jgkoutr · May 2016

Wouldn't share her cute T-shirt ...I just wanted to wear it once

liftinggoddess123 · May 2016

@robster74 hahaha you wouldn't even knew what hit you!

She didn't want to eat my cooking.

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2016

She made Ramen every single night!

HHuffman82 · May 2016

She complained too much about noodles that turn soft.

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2016

Ha was too much of a big softy! ;p

HHuffman82 · May 2016

She was always comparing size of things.

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2016

He could never size up to my demands!

Arathels · May 2016

She ate whale

HHuffman82 · May 2016

She is too flexible and expected me to be.

Arathels · May 2016

He hated my yoga poses.

HHuffman82 · May 2016

She thought I hated her yoga poses but really I was just speechless.

slimgirljo15 · May 2016

3"..nuff said

Arathels · May 2016

She kept beating me in arm wrestling.

Kvm11628 · May 2016

She beat me!!

Just_J_Now · May 2016

I preferred Devils food.

Kvm11628 · May 2016

She worshiped the devil

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2016

She was like too focused on what religion I was!

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