We broke up because...
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Didn't like me poking her in the night0
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Complained every time I poked her0
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Tried poking me in front of my Parents!0
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Kept chanting, "You'll poke your eye out, you'll poke your eye out." Immature.0
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Tried to make me poke her in the belly button, super awkward.0
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Almost poked out my eye once!
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She thinks poking eyes out is not immature0
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She never took her eyes of my *kitten*0
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She always wanted sexy time in costume.... which would be cool except she always wanted my costume to be a bag over my head.0
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Her kitten attacked me0
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He wouldn't let me have house full of kittens0
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She wasn't talking about cats!! Girl was too freaky!1
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She had unrealistic expectations about freaking out or not freaking out0
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