We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty · June 2016

Was a lush and kept bourbon in her desk at work!

Kvm11628 · June 2016

Again with the snooping!

FabulousFantasticFifty · June 2016

She had too many secrets she kept from me!

Arathels · June 2016

There was no mystery in it anymore. Somethings should be secrets

nitroalley · June 2016

Arathels wrote: »

There was no mystery in it anymore. Somethings should be secrets

She only wanted to make love in the dark but the sun never set

jgkoutr · June 2016

Never put a top on ...ugh its freezing and raining ..we get it nice boobies

levelinguptime · June 2016

we're both competitive

KPriceAk · June 2016

she always white washed me in yellow snow....

jgkoutr · June 2016

She couldn't appreciate my idea of a good time

FabulousFantasticFifty · June 2016

Her idea of a good time was Monster Trucks and Nascar!

nitroalley · June 2016

She never wanted to go fast

slimgirljo15 · June 2016

He was way too fast for me

jgkoutr · June 2016

He honestly was too slow

nitroalley · June 2016

She was a one trick pony

jgkoutr · June 2016

Ha his pony was not my kinda trick

nitroalley · June 2016

I didn't like her ponytail

levelinguptime · June 2016

jgkoutr wrote: »

Ha his pony was not my kinda trick

we liked being friends with benefits

FabulousFantasticFifty · June 2016

Always going on and on about how her Ex gave her a "Pony" !

nitroalley · June 2016

She always horses around during sexy time

jgkoutr · June 2016

Haha she never understood what "pony" meant...

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