We broke up because...
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Her nickname was the grand canyon.
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Was angry that I never let him explore0
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needed a GPS to find my way.
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She explored my closet and found some questionable items0
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She ended up in prison for mass murder and dismembering bodies
@nitro- he needed a map to find his way around a woman's body0 -
I found out about her affairs with big Bertha and large Marge her prison cellmates0
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Handcuffed me and brought in ... I can repeat it, the horror .. THE HORROR!!0
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Would always comment on how horrific I looked!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Would always comment on how horrific I looked!
Not ever true lol, I said it for myself0 -
Would always talk about himself as a third person0
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Never talked about me, just the before and after guys0
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Was already planning on me having an "after"guy!
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Told me about the future0
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Never liked talking about a future together!
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Wasn't committed to eating healthy0
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She ate Macdonalds in front of me...tease0
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She broke up with me for having an Egg McMuffin0
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She ate the egg mcmuffin off a strangers chest
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She never wanted to join in our breakfast food games0
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ate all the food for the games0
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Always calling me a hog!0
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hogged all blankets0
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Always wanted to have blanket parties.0
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He didn't like to party, ever.0
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There wasn't enough room in the closet for my shoes, ever! Lol jk0
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She partied way too much! left the house at eight never saw her again till five in the morning every single day!0
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Kept too many tabs on me0
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