We broke up because...
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she said I wasn't swinging with a big enough bat
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she wouldn't try on the cat woman costume I bought her0
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He came home with Cat Scratch fever0
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she never came home!0
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He drugged me so I'd forget the way!0
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I caught her flashing the neighbor.0
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lol she didn't want an open relationship0
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He put a Red light on the porch with a sign saying "Come On In!"0
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Our bed was full of strangers0
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She did strange things in bed0
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She didn't do strange thing in our bed0
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He forgot that the Bed was also made for sleeping!0
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she would always pretend to be asleep0
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He was insatiable and i was tired!0
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She would say that at like 7pm. She was avoiding me0
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He had a bed in the other room0
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She wanted to share a bed with her ex who was our roommate!0
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She always flashing her legs everywhere we went, thought we would get more comps that way. She ended up with phone numbers though.0
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She said my legs weren't good enough to get us some perks!0
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Oh they were good enough she just never let me see them0
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