We broke up because...
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It was gross I found a hair!
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She was trying to make soylent green!0
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He was trying to make slinky Red!0
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Hated when I made her blush0
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He made me blush all over. Wasn't use to that
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Found the neighbours underwear in her pocket0
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Was always putting her hand in her ex's pants0
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Insisted she always wear the pants in the relationship0
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That is True!
Didn't agree that I was the best at everything and that I should make all the decisions!
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Bossy0
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He enjoyed his boss more than me0
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She was a real magoo0
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He was doofier than Mr Bean!0
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She brought a bean to bed every night and slept with it under her pillow. .she thought she was a princess0
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She tried to sufficate me while I was sleeping!0
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she broke my Tiara!0
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She wanted me to wear a tutu0
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He wears his suit to bed0
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Never wore his nightcap0
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She had a night cap every night ...problem was it was gallon sized0
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Couldn't hold her liquer0
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Hoards boxes of lego0
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Plays dungeons and dragons - for keeps 0
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Gave my legos away to neighborhood kid0
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she went to jail for beating up a neighborhood kid!0
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I don't even want to talk about it anymore. I'm just glad it's over!0
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Had a Lego fetish0
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He was always singing;
"Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
All while cheating with the Nanny!0 -
She was the nanny!!!0
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She's to sexy for my shirt!0
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