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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I had to kick his azz one day and unfortunately couldn't get my foot loose! :grimace:

    Needless to say he never forgave me for impaling him with my heel!
  • lilkimi525
    lilkimi525 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    She didn't want to be my swing partner ... Lol
  • lilkimi525
    lilkimi525 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    She only gave me one high heel back... I bought her 2...;(
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
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    She found that heel and tried to use it on me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She found out that my ex still had the other one on his person! :lol:
  • lilkimi525
    lilkimi525 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    Lol.... She realized that only Cinderella where's the glass slipper.... And just refused to role play!!!!;(
  • CherieCora
    CherieCora Posts: 9 Member
    edited July 2016
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    I'm the grammar police, and she was always in trouble.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    The heel is still there. I cry at night
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    His crying kept me up all night!
  • lilkimi525
    lilkimi525 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    Damn auto correct.... And I cheated on the grammar police ... Lol
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    The bags under her eyes could hold an elephant
  • lilkimi525
    lilkimi525 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    And she wouldn't stop crying!!!!!
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
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    Cried so mush my shirt was soaked. It was white and others thought I was in a wet t-shirt contest
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She wore clothes that were all mushy!
    No style at all!
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
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    She doesn't like clothes and the purple in my hair. To crazy for her.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited July 2016
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    Too obsessed with appearances ..whats wrong with polka dots..stripes and floral together
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Between her clothing ensembles and her hobby collecting aluminum cans, People started asking me why I was dating a bag Lady!

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  • cassygirl0615
    cassygirl0615 Posts: 73 Member
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    She had prettier eyes than me!
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
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    She was the jealous type

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