We broke up because...
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She was always trying to put me under her skirts0
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He wouldn't let me wear skirts0
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She'd wear a skirt just to get what she wanted. It worked almost every time.0
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Dude always wore skirts. And he wasn't Scottish.0
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He never smiled....0
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She never stopped smiling - I thought she was up to something...0
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She was always rocking her cleavage in front of perfect strangers0
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Kept insisting I'd go commando wile wearing a skirt1
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She found somebody who was better than me at pole.0
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His pole lacked abilities0
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U can't pin a cloud down...0
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Ummm he was a clown1
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She always made me dress up as a clown0
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He would never let me see him without makeup0
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Everytime I took her to McDonald's she wanted to hook up with Ronald.1
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he had uncontrollable urges to correct everyone's grammar on the internet. He spent all his time looking for mistakes in internet comments and correcting them, and i just got tired of the neglect, what can i say?0
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He ate McDonald's0
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She wasn't lovin' it.0
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She ate sushi0
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I hate sushi..she never got it0
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I never got any0
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I took an arrow to the knee0
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He wouldn't share Skyrim.0
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He shared his skyrim details..spare me please0
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She wouldn't laugh at my Skyrim job joke.0
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I was jealous of his skyrim job1
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He didn't like my squirly eyes
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She didn't like my pole0
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He didn't like I was clingy0
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She left me for Pokemon GO1
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