Confessions: The "Fattest Thing" You've Ever Done

A few years ago, at my heaviest weight, I stopped by White Castle and slammed several cheeseburgers with extra pickles then headed next door to the Krispy Kreme where I bought a dozen glazed donuts. Proceeded to eat the dozen donuts over the course of 12 hours where I then had a gallbladder attack from the sheer amount of fat and grease I consumed. Not my proudest moment.

When I was in college I rented a house with several other people, none of us really had much money between paying for college and other living expenses on the type of pay you get at jobs that would accommodate a full college course load schedule. So obviously there were a lot of us crammed into this house to better split the bills, I was getting a little depressed with no privacy and no sleep (5 classes and a full time job means little sleep). So it kind of became a thing that every week we would all chip in for pizza at hungry howies to enjoy together, and I volunteered to be the one that picked it up on my way home from work, only I would throw in a few extra bucks without telling anyone and pay cash for an extra bag of bread sticks. I would eat the entire extra bag of bread sticks in the car before going home (with that processed cheese dip), then pretend like I was so hungry and eat an entire meal with everyone after.

Ate a whole box of Girl Scout Thin Mints. lol

Ate a 12 inch chicken tender pub-sub, chocolate milk, a tube of pringles, possibly some cheetos? and almost a whole pack of oreos. It's been years since I did that, and not one ounce of it stayed down. Ah college.

I still have some carry-over fat moments after I lost weight, and while there are many MANY stories like the ones told here, one sticks out in particular.

While traveling for work, we stopped at a dive bar/restaurant called the Brown Bear. Their specialty is the Brown Bear Burger, a full 1# hamburger. It came with waffle fries, which I inhaled. After eating all of my fries and downing the entire burger, I then proceeded to help my coworker finish his onion rings. As we were driving back to the hotel, another coworker mentioned a small shack that has great ice cream, taunting me like I couldn't possibly eat any more. I proved him wrong by getting a large Reese's Cup blizzard-type thing, except I had them make it with chocolate ice cream. I finished that off before we even got back to the hotel, which was less than 2 miles away. After getting back to the hotel, I laced up and went for a 5 mile run... and didn't throw up.

I also had a hotel lobby cookie when I got back from said run

Too many things to really count. I can eat a whole XL pizza. I mean, every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough. I've had a whole carton of ice cream, a whole box of granola, a whole tray of cinny rolls, and so much more. As long as it isn't too frequent, I don't care.

I always order the giant sub from Jersey Mike's and when I bring it back to work people make comments like, "Whoaaaaaaaaaaa", and, "Is there a potluck today?"

They make me feel fat.

This is hilarious.

runto107 wrote: »

Went on a first date with a dude who made a comment "you better not be a salad and water chick" won a chicken wing eating contest that night. (187 wings) was too sick for a kiss that night but he married me 10 months later. Bragged for years about it, as I shook hands with his army buddies in shame.

Flash forward to first pregnancy. KFC had a commercial for their boneless wing buckets. (3am) then subway, then taco bell. Woke him up asking him if he would go get it for me. He wouldnt, so I went into the bathtub to cry . . . He walked in with a bucket, a footlong, and 6 taco supremes. I ate it all next to him in bed as he tried to sleep through the crinkeling wrappers. Feeling guilt the whole time, each time he woke to the noise I just said the baby really loves you right now lmfao

And that's how you bcome fat and divorced kids

OMG, I'm sorry but that made me laugh.

I just ate half a large bag of chocolate coated hazelnut toffee. Then I saw this thread and put the other half in a bowl in the lunch room.

It makes me laugh too don't worry, I had no shame in my game haha

Over ten years ago...Krispy Kreme opened several stores in San Diego. After the initial hoopla where the line for the drive-thru went around the block...lasted a couple of weeks...I drove by the store and saw the "Hot Now" sign, so I drove through, got two dozen glazed donuts and ate one whole dozen on my way home. Yeah, I felt like crap afterwards.

Two big Macs and a large fries, along with Coke and an apple pie. I was in eighth grade, played lacrosse, and probably weighed about 200 pounds then. I'd eat them as if I were starving. It's like puberty forgot I was a girl and gave me the eating urges of a teenage boy

bdgfn wrote: »

Over ten years ago...Krispy Kreme opened several stores in San Diego. After the initial hoopla where the line for the drive-thru went around the block...lasted a couple of weeks...I drove by the store and saw the "Hot Now" sign, so I drove through, got two dozen glazed donuts and ate one whole dozen on my way home. Yeah, I felt like crap afterwards.

The same thing happened to me, i said i was buying them for my class but by the time i got to campus there was only 18 left out of 24... I dont even like donuts but theirs are addicting.

Ordered 2 large pizzas, cookies and 1.5ltr coke and ate a whole pizza and cookies, then reheated the remaining pizza the next day. I used to do that quite often if i had a bad day. not anymore!

Ate 4 JR bacon cheesburgers from Wendys' on the way to my families. Pretended like I hadn't eaten to justify me eating a giant sub from Jersey Mikes by myself in one sitting. Followed by dessert.