Confessions: The "Fattest Thing" You've Ever Done

DrDreamer

punkyb07 wrote: »

Ate 4 JR bacon cheesburgers from Wendys' on the way to my families. Pretended like I hadn't eaten to justify me eating a giant sub from Jersey Mikes by myself in one sitting. Followed by dessert.

Its excusable because Wendys is delicious. Its addicting. Not your fault.

bekim123

Many, many things come to mind. Ice cream desert after breakfast fairly often. Whole tube of Pringles for a snack. And I still have to avoid cans of cashew nuts, they tend to only last about a day or day and a half.

estrimp81

The whole appetizer sampler at Applebee's and 2 Long Island ice teas

B4Rachael

I recently was asked by my daughters to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies for a sleep over, there are 4 girls and I made about 36 cookies. (the recipe says it makes 5 dozen but I know I scoop them bigger than suggested)

That is my downfall, chocolate chip cookies...

I make them and tell myself I won't have any, because I have been doing really well with MFP, controlling my cravings and sticking with my goal so I haven't had anything that would be considered a "binge" in months.

I make it until breakfast the next day and end up having one with my morning coffee. I get super guilty, I ate a chocolate chip cookie for BREAKFAST! What was I thinking?!

Before lunch even arrives I eat more, and lunch comes and goes and I am still eating them, I ate all but 8 cookies in before bedtime that night.

The next 2 days I am a raving lunatic! I was literally crashing from the high they gave me, my husband was seriously like "calm the f* down" because every little thing set me off I was so angry.

NEVER AGAIN ... I will never see another chocolate chip cookie the same again

hollygirl101

Ate an entire Lotza Motza supreme pizza then made alfredo (nothing fancy, just noodles and jar of sauce) and ate all of that as well. When I woke up the morning and realized what I'd done the night before I was horrified. Yes, there was alcohol involved. I'm a bottomless pit when I'm drunk.

Sirick86

Ate a large pizza once from Dominos.

allaboutthemshrugs

Went to a Brazilian steak house ($60 a plate) immediately turned my card over to green and ate all of the meats they had to offer except the pork stuff (gross) and kept eating and eating and since it was my birthday I got a free dessert and then I ordered a second desert. Needless to say they had to roll me out of the restaurant like Violet from Willy Wonka. It was luxurious.

ElkeKNJ

I sometimes eat a small dinner, so I have still room for an entire XXL bag of Lays crisps in front of the tv, paired with 1/2 bottle of wine. Usually when my husband is working late or night shift, which are coming up in the following two weeks. I hope I don't feel tempted this time....

TypingToaster

Ate a whole party bag of peanut butter m&ms. Do not do that. I should clarify that it was in one sitting.

naculp

AmusedToaster wrote: »

Ate a whole party bag of peanut butter m&ms. Do not do that. I should clarify that it was in one sitting.

I've gone through a large bag in one sitting before, and I feel like I could've done a party size if I had one. Those things are so delicious

TypingToaster

naculp wrote: »

AmusedToaster wrote: »

Ate a whole party bag of peanut butter m&ms. Do not do that. I should clarify that it was in one sitting.

I've gone through a large bag in one sitting before, and I feel like I could've done a party size if I had one. Those things are so delicious

Yeah, but then after I went to bed I had really bad gas and then I had to run to the bathroom and got sick out of both ends and each end was mostly peanut butter. Then I had to take a shower before going back to bed.

jkwolly

newmeadow wrote: »

I ordered a large platter of linguine with fried veal cutlets and garlic bread and two bottles of root beer. I answered the door in my pink two piece pajamas and the delivery man was a cute Egyptian who kept staring at my heaving bosom. I tipped him generously.

I scarfed it down like an animal and it was delicious. But it was a bit too much. So I accidently hurled it. I got no warning. Thank goodness my floors were not carpeted at the time.

I was pissed because I really wanted that chow. So I called the restaurant again and re-ordered it and had it re-delivered.

A short time later, the same handsome rascal knocked on my door.

I meant to clean the vomit before he arrived but I was a bit tired from retching and plus, Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew was on cable that night and I was engrossed in the whole affair. He stared at me again, but less lustfully this time. The apartment was a 275 square foot studio and the remains of the first dinner were quite visible on the floor.

But, the food was just as delicious the second time around and I was able to keep it down, so it was all good.

This is epic.

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mellecita

I used to make sandwiches using fun size crunch bars with nutella in the middle...

PersianKitty94

Went to a buffet with friends. Ate to the point of feeling sick. Went home an hour later and saw that my mom made my favorite dish. Told her I hadn't ate all day and ended up eating another full plate of food.

ClubSilencio

PersianKitty94 wrote: »

Went to a buffet with friends. Ate to the point of feeling sick. Went home an hour later and saw that my mom made my favorite dish. Told her I hadn't ate all day and ended up eating another full plate of food.

Didn't you eat like 17 cream puffs at a party once?


*holding a straight face*

finny11122

Hotel all you can eat Irish breakfast . About 5000 calories i ate .

callsitlikeiseeit

christmas and my birthday (3 weeks after xmas).

every year.

LOLOLOL

quiksylver296

caracrawford1 wrote: »

Ate vanilla frosting. Right out of the jar. Ate a whole package of vanilla double stuf oreos. Used to eat pints of haagen dazs all the time on my own..

Cream cheese. With a spoon. The entire thing.

And multiple bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos in one sitting. You'll pay for that, believe me.

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km8907

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

I'm not even going to try to guess her weight. But her inhibitions were low and she was a lot of fun!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Years ago I was out with the girls and drank quite a lot without having eaten dinner. Stopped at Taco Bell at 2:30 am and ordered I think at least ten items and ate every last one of them.

Not the first time and ironically this was back in my skinny Minnie days!

Cerealsensei

Woke up one morning and ate a dougnut for breakfast for whatever reason. Then went to IHOP with my friends and we had a pancake eating contest, i managed to scarf down 9 1/2 pancakes before i tapped out, still didnt win the contest.

Francl27

Eating out when I was a teen at one of my favorite French crepes restaurant and eating 6 of them.
Picking up my kids from preschool after lunch and still stopping at McDonald's and getting a 20 pack of mac nuggets for myself.
Making a stop at Whole Foods, buying $40 worth of bread and cheese and eating it all in one sitting.

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jamcdonel

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

I'm not even going to try to guess her weight. But her inhibitions were low and she was a lot of fun!

What about her standards?

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denversillygoose

I ate at CiCi's Pizza. That's probably the fattest AND the poorest thing I've ever done.

MelissaPhippsFeagins

quiksylver296 wrote: »

caracrawford1 wrote: »

Ate vanilla frosting. Right out of the jar. Ate a whole package of vanilla double stuf oreos. Used to eat pints of haagen dazs all the time on my own..

Cream cheese. With a spoon. The entire thing.

And multiple bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos in one sitting. You'll pay for that, believe me.

Your mistake is in buying it ready made. I have made enough buttercream for an 11 x 15 cake and eaten it all by myself. The same with cream cheese frosting. No regrets. None.