TRUE FACTS ABOUT PEOPLE YOU'VE DATED
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I dated a musician with an oral fixation. I soon learned what that was.
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I dated a girl that said this to me after sex "Im so into you that you could fart on my face and I wouldn't care"2
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projectsix wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »I dated a girl that said this to me after sex "Im so into you that you could fart on my face and I wouldn't care"
You dated .. and I hope now you're married? Seems like a keeper.
I ended up being scared of this girl. I woke up startled as hell because she was standing there staring at me. She had a few issues2 -
One ex- hated it when we'd be out for a walk and I would pick up sticks and play with them. She was always so concerned about materialistic success and what people think of you. Super sexy but intellectually not so stimulating. She's now a successful fashion blogger/model and works with Versace and Vogue.
Next girl was a lot more open and I was able to be myself around her. Even more attractive AND able to hold her own as a conversationalist! She struggled with eating disorders/depression/anxiety, and turned out to be a people-pleaser and a chronic liar and a cheater.
I'll stay away from the crazy/hot ones, just give me a normal, trust-worthy and open-minded average-looking woman with a SEXY BRAIN!3 -
My ex is a big social butterfly, concerts, comedians, hanging out with his friends and family were very important to him. A year into our relationship, I had a minor surgery on a Tuesday of the week that was leading up to an out of town weekend we had planned. Unfortunately, I had a complication during recovery, and had to bow out of the weekend (which was a football game to see his favourite team in DECEMBER in BUFFALO). He was pissed at me for having to cancel and he couldn't find anyone to go with him. The day I broke up with him, he brought it up again saying that I ruined his perfect social track record.2
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Jokingly told my ex to wear my undies a few months in to our relationship. Found out a few years in, it turns out I unleashed the beast and he was actually heavily into crossdressing and being treated like a woman in the bedroom with toys and such. Walt turned into Christine half the time. I obliged for a bit (years), but that scene coupled with what a horrible drunk he was, and I was over and out. Just not my gig. I like my men manly through and through.0
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dated a woman who had a boyfriend but she looked like that playmate from "girls next door" soo1
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TattooedDolphinGirl78 wrote: »My ex is a big social butterfly, concerts, comedians, hanging out with his friends and family were very important to him. A year into our relationship, I had a minor surgery on a Tuesday of the week that was leading up to an out of town weekend we had planned. Unfortunately, I had a complication during recovery, and had to bow out of the weekend (which was a football game to see his favourite team in DECEMBER in BUFFALO). He was pissed at me for having to cancel and he couldn't find anyone to go with him. The day I broke up with him, he brought it up again saying that I ruined his perfect social track record.
Shoulda told him bills Suck anyway go new England!
The Bills were playing Green Bay, the latter being is his fav team... lol0 -
All a bit to serious this- so
One ex had the shrunken skull of a Tibetan monk on her bedside table. Made for interesting times. Another was Italian, gorgeous, went like a bunny, BUT!!!! Didn't like wine, mushrooms, Parma Ham, or Italian Opera so was dumped for being a philistine.1 -
Char231023 wrote: »My ex's family was kind of weird like smoking pot around their kids even sharing it with the older ones. Ex though it was really cool to be smoking with them. I thought it was *kitten* stupid. Anyway found out from his ex that his skeezy uncle told him he had sex with me and he believed him. Gross there was no way in hell that would have ever happened. I was 17 and he was in his 40's not attractive in anyway. His uncle was really creepy by the way. I think if he had ever touched me with a ten foot pole I would have to take a silk wood shower.
Whats a silk wood shower?0 -
I dated a guy who accidentally put on my size 6 jeans one morning. He realized they weren't his when he went to put on his shoes and the jeans were up around his calves instead of at his ankles.
Then I dated a guy who freaked out at me for folding his jeans wrong - I did them flat instead of having the crease down the front, and apparently they looked "gay" without the crease.
Now I'm married to a guy who has no issues with jeans at all in any way whatsoever, so I guess I found a keeper.4 -
I once dated a guy who was so dumb, he left $200 cash in a atm machine and walked away. We went back later and it was gone. After that I couldn't date him.2
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I once slept with a guy who screamed and moaned like a girl when his nipples were touched and licked. After that I was put off from having any sex with him.4
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KinkJarfld wrote: »As I read through these posts I realize how normal my life is now.
Scary what's out there... makes me wonder if I should even bother again.0 -
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KinkJarfld wrote: »TattooedDolphinGirl78 wrote: »KinkJarfld wrote: »As I read through these posts I realize how normal my life is now.
Scary what's out there... makes me wonder if I should even bother again.
As Peter Taggart said: Never give up! Never surrender!
I've decided to not actively look anymore. I'll just have to meet someone through my volunteering and other social activities. 1 -
TattooedDolphinGirl78 wrote: »KinkJarfld wrote: »TattooedDolphinGirl78 wrote: »KinkJarfld wrote: »As I read through these posts I realize how normal my life is now.
Scary what's out there... makes me wonder if I should even bother again.
As Peter Taggart said: Never give up! Never surrender!
I've decided to not actively look anymore. I'll just have to meet someone through my volunteering and other social activities.
That's a good way to meet someone!1 -
I don't have a lot of stories because I have been with my husband for 18 years. So, my stories are all long time ago, very young. But, these stories are funny!0
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TattooedDolphinGirl78 wrote: »KinkJarfld wrote: »TattooedDolphinGirl78 wrote: »KinkJarfld wrote: »As I read through these posts I realize how normal my life is now.
Scary what's out there... makes me wonder if I should even bother again.
As Peter Taggart said: Never give up! Never surrender!
I've decided to not actively look anymore. I'll just have to meet someone through my volunteering and other social activities.
I'm waiting for the lord to send one down through the rapture hatch.
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I was once with a girl who had a foot fetish.. every so often her feet would end up next to my face. It was like a scene out a Leslie Nielson movie lol1
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I dated a girl that believes she can do astral projections, said she could see sound, and that crystals have special powers, and a geometric picture can block electromagnetic radiation...... This was kind of a deal breaker for me. Did I mention im an electrical engineer? We had it wrong the entire time.2
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I dated a guy who repeatedly stole and then wore my panties in high school. Freak0
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I dated a guy who legit laughed like Scooby Doo2
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I dated a guy when I was about 17 and ong he told me he has sex with his sister every time they were alone he was then about 19. I dump his *kitten* that night ! Thank God I'm Married now haha0
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