We broke up because...
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She tried to work it with every man she met!0
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she never let me past second base0
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He tried to get to home in the first hour of our first date0
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I swear she was giving me the swing away sign0
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Wouldn't follow directions in the bedroom0
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They Dutch ovened me for the last time0
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She needed directions in the bedroom0
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Her bedroom was so messy I needed a map to get around0
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He needed a map of the female body....0
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Things were just not where they were supposed to be0
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We was way too rigid. Except in one place....
(i kid, i kid)0 -
she never tried to make that one place rigid0
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Never wanted to go anywhere but that one place.0
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she wouldn't take me to my fun spot0
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Wouldn't share his fun spot kept it for himself0
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Always in a bad mood0
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wasn't ok with getting sweaty0
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never let me get comfortable0
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Didn't let me get comfortable0
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Every time I asked her to get comfortable she fell asleep.0
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Wouldn't respect my Dreamtime!0
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She kept stealing my lipstick
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She didn't realize that once with me, what was hers was also mine and what was mine was also mine! ;p0
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She was so greedy!
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And she was so needy.0
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He was to speedy !! 0
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She was always trying to Punish me!
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we kept punishing each other 0
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It was advised by both our Marriage Counselor and the Police! 0
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She listened to others and not me0
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