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Wears a wig made out of liquorice0
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Names dolls after her work crushes and forces them to kiss each other.0
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She stares at the ceiling imagining cloud shapes0
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Has a hole in her picture window. Calls it air conditioning0
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Keeps blowing on my neck calling it "air conditioning "0
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hates being blown on her neck0
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Hates being blown. Period.0
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He owns only white tshirts ...feels like it makes him look younger0
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Hates being blown on his d*ck
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She meant duck
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Once dated a duck in a tuxedo0
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Thought she/he was a duck and wore a tuxedo for our date0
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Her kids super glued her hand to her forehead0
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Wishes she could ride a mongoose to the mall to "get back to nature".0
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Wears his underwear outside his pants, says that's the way they were intended to be worn0
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Squeezes all the melons at the supermarket0
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Begs me to squeeze her melons in the grocery store0
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Squeezes all the melons at breastfeeding class.0
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Likes to be breastfed 0
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Likes to bathe in butterscotch pudding, but not for too long--only till the cows come home...0
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Likes to watch people above bathe in her homemade pudding0
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Uses her feet to mix up the pudding0
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Does taste testing for pudding
And to the hot guys says " wanna taste my pudding "0 -
Makes her children prance around like peacocks before she will give them a snack.0
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Bought 2 slabs of beer today and nappies . Did not have enough money at the pay till . Put the nappies back .0
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