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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Left dining room to rethink her salad situation.

    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    That's true but @Verchild was first in line for a plate at my dinner table, says he loves my "salad" ;)
    Keeps sending me emails about needing to eat more greens, invited me over for dinner. Asked me to help her into her chair. Her hair was suspended from the ceiling. Looked like a harness. Strange dining room, smelt like leather and tears.
  • jgkoutr
    jgkoutr Posts: 8,105 Member
    He hallucinates
  • merryward13
    merryward13 Posts: 1,662 Member
    Verchild wrote: »
    Left dining room to rethink her salad situation.

    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    That's true but @Verchild was first in line for a plate at my dinner table, says he loves my "salad" ;)
    Keeps sending me emails about needing to eat more greens, invited me over for dinner. Asked me to help her into her chair. Her hair was suspended from the ceiling. Looked like a harness. Strange dining room, smelt like leather and tears.

    And there was no salad like she had promised
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    NEVER left dining room at all, is currently waiting for seconds. :p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Eats a whole lotta *salad* ..
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    Caught here eating out of my trash cans
  • merryward13
    merryward13 Posts: 1,662 Member
    Says he's a rebel, but he really follows all the rules
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is really little bobby fisher with a fake profile..go to bed .. :D
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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Never coordinates because entire wardrobe was chosen by Stevie Wonder.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wears silk bloomers to work ..
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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Sneaks into my house to sort my silk bloomers by texture.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Sneaks into the neighbors house to feel their bloomers
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Leaves a train of bread crumbs wherever he goes so he can find his way home (if not for those darned birds)
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Chased three young men on her run yesterday ..caught one and kissed him
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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    She could tell because she has experience with that.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dresses like a woman on mondays only
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Unfortunately, "experience" wasn't a good thing with this one!
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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Watched @Chrisjuvers chase down a gazelle, and enjoyed it.
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  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    Clucks like a rooster any cockldoo
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Loves the smell of skunk
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    On more then one occasion has said "I can't get this skunk taste out of my mouth."
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Likes to wear red lipstick to the pub .the boys think he looks purdy ..
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    Leaves red lipstick o rings
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Is jealous that I can make those red pumps work and she can't.

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