We broke up because...
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Wouldn't let me use her washer. Told me to do it by hand.0
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he ran up my electricity bill0
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She wanted me to wear her undies0
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I couldn't commit0
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She didn't visit me in the hospital
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He gave me a fake name..0
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Always had to fake it0
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I told her to fake it till we make it...0
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@Justpeachy02 Kept calling the nurses in when I tried to get frisky0
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He was on pain meds too much0
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Overheard her tell the docs to do some snipping while I was under.
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Didn't like my fun and games0
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she was all about games! reality was a rarity in her view0
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She had a razor knife. Don't know what she was looking to shave but I was not in the mood to be trimmed.0
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Nitroalley2 wrote: »She had a razor knife. Don't know what she was looking to shave but I was not in the mood to be trimmed.
lol where did that one come from? haha
he never wanted to be trimmed for me!0 -
He was chicken0
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Nitroalley2 wrote: »She had a razor knife. Don't know what she was looking to shave but I was not in the mood to be trimmed.
lol where did that one come from? haha
he never wanted to be trimmed for me!
Darn lag. Lol wouldn't take me to the landing strip0 -
he wanted to go to landing strip with me! how could i do my work knowing he's watching?
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She would only let me watch0
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caught him peeking in the neighbors window0
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Would seek out the window while I slept0
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she found my handcuff key and unlocked herself
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Handcuffs are boring wouldn't try something new0
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He brought home a hamster and named him chunky 0
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He pushed me outta the bed saying I was chunky0
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Justpeachy02 wrote: »He pushed me outta the bed saying I was chunky
She didn't hear me. I said here comes chunky. She didn't get it and neither did I0 -
lol he yelled his own name during sex0
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Told me to yell ride em cowboy during sex
Which was fine but I wanted to play cops every once in a while0 -
She wanted to sing row row row your boat
I wanted to sing we didn't start the fire0
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