I am an AWESOME person to date because...

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  • vespiquenn
    vespiquenn Posts: 1,455 Member
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    vespiquenn wrote: »
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    I like video games.
    I hear I'm good with my mouth.
    ..that's all I got.

    A good mouth is excellent for eating smores

    Don't remind me. I've been craving smores all week. Smores pop tarts just aren't cutting it.

    The only real way is with a campfire

    Exactly! Thus lies my problem. Time to start pestering folks for a campfire.
  • Abriellefulton
    Abriellefulton Posts: 41 Member
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    - I will always be willing to go out for a cheat meal with you when you need it
    - I know when to be serious, but when to not take life too seriously
    - Smart, motivated, hard working
    - Will spot you in the gym (and won't touch the bar until you actually need the spot- anti gainz goblin)
    - 10 times out of 10 will beat you in a steak eating contest, so I will always keep you on your feet
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    vespiquenn wrote: »
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    I like video games.
    I hear I'm good with my mouth.
    ..that's all I got.

    A good mouth is excellent for eating smores

    Don't remind me. I've been craving smores all week. Smores pop tarts just aren't cutting it.

    The only real way is with a campfire

    Exactly! Thus lies my problem. Time to start pestering folks for a campfire.

    Just tell them how good you are with your mouth.....at eating smores obviously
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    - I will always be willing to go out for a cheat meal with you when you need it
    - I know when to be serious, but when to not take life too seriously
    - Smart, motivated, hard working
    - Will spot you in the gym (and won't touch the bar until you actually need the spot- anti gainz goblin)
    - 10 times out of 10 will beat you in a steak eating contest, so I will always keep you on your feet

    What about a steak fajita eating contest? I'm willing to compete until one of us dies.
  • Abriellefulton
    Abriellefulton Posts: 41 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    - I will always be willing to go out for a cheat meal with you when you need it
    - I know when to be serious, but when to not take life too seriously
    - Smart, motivated, hard working
    - Will spot you in the gym (and won't touch the bar until you actually need the spot- anti gainz goblin)
    - 10 times out of 10 will beat you in a steak eating contest, so I will always keep you on your feet

    What about a steak fajita eating contest? I'm willing to compete until one of us dies.

    Even better. Donuts are my go to. nobody will ever beat me eating donuts
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    - I will always be willing to go out for a cheat meal with you when you need it
    - I know when to be serious, but when to not take life too seriously
    - Smart, motivated, hard working
    - Will spot you in the gym (and won't touch the bar until you actually need the spot- anti gainz goblin)
    - 10 times out of 10 will beat you in a steak eating contest, so I will always keep you on your feet

    What about a steak fajita eating contest? I'm willing to compete until one of us dies.

    Even better. Donuts are my go to. nobody will ever beat me eating donuts

    You've probably got me there, I only eat blueberry cake donuts and I catch a sugar high way too quick on them.
  • vespiquenn
    vespiquenn Posts: 1,455 Member
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    vespiquenn wrote: »
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    I like video games.
    I hear I'm good with my mouth.
    ..that's all I got.

    A good mouth is excellent for eating smores

    Don't remind me. I've been craving smores all week. Smores pop tarts just aren't cutting it.

    The only real way is with a campfire

    Exactly! Thus lies my problem. Time to start pestering folks for a campfire.

    Just tell them how good you are with your mouth.....at eating smores obviously

    That's enough reason to get everybody on board.

  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    vespiquenn wrote: »
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    I like video games.
    I hear I'm good with my mouth.
    ..that's all I got.

    A good mouth is excellent for eating smores

    Don't remind me. I've been craving smores all week. Smores pop tarts just aren't cutting it.

    The only real way is with a campfire

    Exactly! Thus lies my problem. Time to start pestering folks for a campfire.

    Just tell them how good you are with your mouth.....at eating smores obviously

    That's enough reason to get everybody on board.

    That is a lot of smores to eat
  • ellebreedlove42
    ellebreedlove42 Posts: 101 Member
    edited August 2016
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    - I love to cook and bake.
    - Married, but we're big into Swing music. ;)
    - I'm a nerd.
    - I break into song throughout the day so it's like you're in a Disney movie.
    - Sometimes I'm funny.
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,338 Member
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    Verchild wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    Ok I'll be serious (hard to believe, I know!)

    -I will make you laugh
    -I give awesome head/scalp massages/back scratches
    -I will not try to change you/dress you/make you be someone you're not
    -I will call and make your doctor's appointments for you
    -my musical tastes aren't annoying
    -I will watch the sports with you
    -I don't get caught up in girl drama/gossip
    -I have a healthy sexual appetite
    -you can drive and I will navigate for us
    -I don't watch the Bachelor/Bachelorette or Dancing With the Stars
    -I can have fun doing simple things like people watching or dancing like a fool in the kitchen
    -I'm very low on the crazy woman sprectrum
    -I will be your best friend

    I wanna sister wife with you!!

    Right? How do you duplicate her?

    :blush:
  • DarthJader89
    DarthJader89 Posts: 213 Member
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    - I'll keep you organized and motivated
    - I am a damn fine cook
    - I'm a nerd so playing games or getting really into certain subjects is something I enjoy doing with my SO :smile:
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,339 Member
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    Hmm...

    Because:

    I'll treat you like the King you are!
    You'll never wonder who I'm thinking about (It's YOU!)
    I'm such a great cook, I'd date myself if I could!
  • FLBuckeye34
    FLBuckeye34 Posts: 14 Member
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    I DONT live in a Van down by the River
    I have good hygeine
    Blue Eyes that sparkle
    I refuse to lie unless it requires the position
    I love Dogs
    I am kind
    Chivalry is not dead
    I turn my phone off whenever on a date!
  • grandslam1965
    grandslam1965 Posts: 830 Member
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    Why settle for less than Awesome?
  • cppeace
    cppeace Posts: 764 Member
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    I cook great
    I love sex
    I'm not clingy
    I garden
    I'm a published author
    I don't like shopping
    I like football and boxing
    I give great gifts
    I'm very low maintenance
    Never married
    No kids
    No stds
    No arrest record

  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
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    vespiquenn wrote: »
    I like video games. I hear I'm good with my mouth.
    Thats American for "Keeper".


  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
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    1. Financially independent
    2. Good cook/housekeeper
    3. Easy going
    4. Inappropriate but funny sense of humor
    5. I don't like romantic movies/chick flicks.
  • saragd012
    saragd012 Posts: 693 Member
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    1. I own my home and car
    2. I like to surprise ladies with little gifts and/or nice notes
    3. I cook delicious meals every night
    4. I am always up for a good workout
    5. I will make you laugh
    6. Lots of sex, and I actually really enjoy *ahem* giving, far more than receiving
    7. I think nights out with friends are important and I wont get jealous

    I feel like many of these could be like that Genie game, you get your wish BUT here is what comes with it. For example: #3 I cook delicious meals, BUT, I expect my partner to do the dishes and I will try to feed you too much because food = love.
  • bemyyfriend0918
    bemyyfriend0918 Posts: 241 Member
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    1. I am not clingy. You can go on a ten day trip with your friends and I wont get mad.
    2. I wont get bored playing video games with you
    3. I (like some of the other posters) love sex, often.
    4. I always put my partner before myself
    5. I love to cook and bake
    6. I have a job/car and am independent financially
    7. I have a very sarcastic sense of humor so we can tease eachother
    8. I am intelligent and can hold conversations with substance
    9. I'm super awesome at impressing family members
    10. I'm a redhead...enough said :smiley: