True Confessions - Don't Judge

thedcubed1 wrote: »

King_Spicy wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

King_Spicy wrote: »

As much as I hate the brand, I confess that Axe deodorant matches my body odor the best and keeps me smelling fresh for longer than I would ever go without a shower. I made the mistake of buying Degree sports deodorant once and 2 hours later it was like I hadn't showered in a week.

So how do you determine the right deodorant? Trail in error?

Pretty much that and matching scents. Kinda easy to do after wearing deodorant for 20 years. Same thing goes for cologne if one must wear it. Just gotta match scents.

Done it with cologne but damned if I never thought to do it with deodorant...just resorted to reapplying every 6-8 hours or so. Mind. Blown.

I confess that I appreciate the insights

mntnwmn477 wrote: »

I confess that I really, REALLY love the smell of deodorant on a mans armpit!!! I could snuggle up in there alllll day!

ClubSilencio wrote: »

I confess I think I've lost my sex drive. June 1st of last year, after listening to an audiobook on The Tao, I decided to embark on a quest for spiritual growth that would involve abstaining from self-pleasure as well as sex (by default, I wasn't getting laid anyway). My goal was 100 days but I experienced such stark moments of enlightenment that I kept charging on. Well, it's been almost 300 days now and I think I lost my sex drive two months ago. Yesterday I was standing in line at Trader Joe's during the after-work rush and in front of me was this woman wearing a tight pencil skirt. And her booty was looking like an eraser if you know what I mean. I took a quick gander and then all I could think about was, "So what am I gonna do with this Gnocchi?" Bruh, I have like no interest in women anymore. At least not sexually. Is this ASEXUALITY? I must say that I enjoy the discipline that comes with being in complete control of my chakra systems and thus I have no plans of breaking the fast. I'm glad I have a place to share this as my people around me would surely recommend psychiatric help and otherwise make me feel inadequate. But MFP understands. They always do.

tecia48 wrote: »

KristyAMartinez wrote: »

omg it is so hard to eat at least 1500 calories a day, after doing my food diary this past couple of days, i find out i average about less then 900 a day on a normal bases, i have to try an make myself eat more to get to at least 1000 to 1100 calories a day, how can people eat so much

I understand that one. I have trouble sometimes also. What gets me in trouble is the sodium intake lol

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

I confess that if I have to hear my desk mate talk about her new fad diet one more time I am going to throat punch her as I shove her stupid Body By Vi up her *kitten*! With her, she *kitten* and complains about being fat then every 6 months she starts a new crazy fad diet.. it lasts 3-4 weeks. Loses some weight. Gains it back. *kitten* all over again. And if I hear one more time today how after 3 days of drinking two shakes a day then pigging out on take out at night because *gasp* she is starving when she gets home and how her actual literal stomach is shrinking because she is eating so much less I am going to pull up all the research that will show her she is gullible and stomachs don't really shrink by eating less food. Or that her actual weight loss so far is pure fat instead of water weight. After years, of going through this with her, I have stopped saying anything cuz she knows it all.

you need to hire some big guy to just come in and eat a huge pizza and then a bunch of brownies while standing by her desk and looking at her the whole time.