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He said the safe word was "yes". He said yes to everything but I thought it really meant yes but I guess he was just trying to save himself.

Laughed when I said the safe word, demanded I say it in German. Knows I don't speak German.

Pretends not to know English either, no ones buying it.

Knows this because he asks me not to speak words with my mouth when I try to persuade him. He said and I quote "actions speak louder than words."

He decided to keep the safe word a secret. He asks me to duct tape his mouth so he cannot use it.

Calls everyone mistress

She is a memorabilia collector for the movie 'Dude, Where's My Car?' and even got tattoos on her back that say 'Sweet' and 'Dude' which she regularly flashes at random people on the subway and asks "What does my tattoo say?" in her best Ashton Kutcher voice.

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Is from the year 2157 ..she is actually a brain in a glass jar..but her consciousness chose the above body to manifest in ..

She survived a plane crashing into a volcano

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She steals old ladies granny panties

Not only does he steal granny panties.. he collects old bras as well

He Photoshops his face on buff bodies. Photoshopping level: master

She was a mouse until she ate an ant

She can only speak in limericks.