We broke up because...
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Cut her toe nails in the livingroom.0
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Chewed her toenails in the bedroom0
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Collected toe nail clippings, sorting them out by colour.0
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Always taking leg selfies0
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Kept stealing my selfies0
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Sold my selfies as her own0
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Kept filling my memory card up with her bum pics.0
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Was too insecure.0
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Was always chafing at the bit.0
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Never bought any lube.0
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Never replaced any of the used batteries.0
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Never wanted to play.0
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wanted me to pay to play0
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Tried to give me a $5 allowance each week0
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Never allowed me any playtime0
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By playtime he meant monopoly ..none of my kinda playtime at all ..0
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cheated at Monopoly0
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Bad Sport!!!
Got revenge on me by Cheating!0 -
I saw her on an episode of cheaters0
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He went to jail..peeping Tom0
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