How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • pdm3547
    pdm3547 Posts: 1,057 Member
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    Some joker put superglue on the inside of the mask. Confined to a life of anonymity, he turns to crime fighting using his username to spread fear into the hearts of criminals wherever they are.

    He gets beaten up on his first assignment, the ambulance accelerates away too quickly and he falls out of the back on the stretcher. It plummets down a grass bank into a river where he drowns.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
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    Expired Cheetos
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    tried to be cool and lay on a bed of nails, only he put only two nails on the board. Needless to say, he impaled himself.
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    Tragic selfie accident while on location filming Girls Gone Wild...
  • drbuzzard91
    drbuzzard91 Posts: 1,204 Member
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    being hit in the head by a tennis club
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    Restless leg syndrome while competing in the X-treme Sit and be Fit competition...
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    Died from head trauma when she took a watermelon to the head while watching Gallagher's act...
  • drbuzzard91
    drbuzzard91 Posts: 1,204 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    he squeezed into a pair of really tight skinny jeans. He looked AH-MAY-ZING!!!! but he couldn't bend his knees and he fell on his face and broke his nose...which pierced his brain. Bled out. Stilled looked good though.

    hmmmmm I accept that haha. and

    Died playing tennis when he missed and a ball hit him in the balls so hard and couldn't catch his breathe.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
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    his dog turned on him :fearful:
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    Cut an artery in the throat by a Slinky while watching Max Headroom...
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    She be-bopped, we-bopped, they-bopped her way into traffic...
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    Exact same as above except by Jamie Sommers...

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