We broke up because...
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Always telling me I was wrong0
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He didn't take me to the right places0
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Told me I made all the wrong moves.0
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I just couldn't commit1
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too much commitment...we'd only been dating 2 days0
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she would lie naked on the bed and say "welcome, to fantasy Island"1
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I found the neighbours wife in our closet0
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found the neighbour's husband in the fridge! weirdOxytocin_Panda wrote: »she would lie naked on the bed and say "welcome, to fantasy Island"
haha if only you knew!0 -
He never appreciated the meat she brought home.0
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She was a bit too rough in pounding meat1
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Always complained that he didn't have time and he was "too sore" for booty time.0
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Her clothes kept accidentally falling off.0
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He was too modest.0
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It was the chewing of the fingernails...
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He was always sticking his tongue in inappropriate places around town!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He was always sticking his tongue in inappropriate places around town!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He was always sticking his tongue in inappropriate places around town!
she didnt like my pasty white legs0 -
He was married 0
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cause she thought i was married -0
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He always ate all the nachos...0
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She wanted me to share my food. Not cool0
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Acted like a cat all the time.0
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Meowed in bed0
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Hated me meowing in bed.0
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Our kittens fought over the sausage0
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She liked the sausage too much...0
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She had me fighting for the sausage0
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He didn't bring enough sausage to the table0
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Was constantly asking for more sausage. I'm only one man
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