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• RunHardBeStrong Member Posts: 33,104 Member Member Posts: 33,104 Member

  LiftingLady5 wrote: »

  Looks like Ghosts arise from the dead. They still look like *kitten*.

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  September 9, 2016 7:52PM edited September 2016

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• born_of_fire74 Member Posts: 776 Member Member Posts: 776 Member

  A real ice cream truck would have melted by now

  September 9, 2016 8:00PM

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• born_of_fire74 Member Posts: 776 Member Member Posts: 776 Member

  If a midget plays mini-golf, is it just regular golf to him?

  September 9, 2016 8:01PM

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• cee134 Member Posts: 33,765 Member Member Posts: 33,765 Member

  
  

  September 10, 2016 3:24AM

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• cee134 Member Posts: 33,765 Member Member Posts: 33,765 Member

  
  
  

  September 10, 2016 5:07AM edited September 2016

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• pbandwine Member Posts: 1,236 Member Member Posts: 1,236 Member

  Random fact: If you lick somebody's elbow while they aren't paying attention, they wont feel it. This means someone actually did that. Probably a few times too, ya know, to test the theory.

  September 10, 2016 1:44PM

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• JukeboxHeroine Member Posts: 348 Member Member Posts: 348 Member

  Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons. You're welcome

  September 10, 2016 2:11PM

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• CincyNeid Member Posts: 1,250 Member Member Posts: 1,250 Member

  It make take many nails to make a baby crib. But it just takes one screw to fill it.

  September 10, 2016 2:55PM

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• synchkat Member Posts: 37,525 Member Member Posts: 37,525 Member

  bacon and eggs.
  or omelette and salad
  

  September 10, 2016 2:58PM

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• Timothyh27 Member Posts: 251 Member Member Posts: 251 Member

  Lazy people fact #38564927583729
  
  You were too lazy to read that number.

  September 10, 2016 6:53PM edited September 2016

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• rebel_26 Member Posts: 1,826 Member Member Posts: 1,826 Member

  Wondering if my high protein intake today will result in constipation tomorrow

  September 10, 2016 8:07PM

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• rebel_26 Member Posts: 1,826 Member Member Posts: 1,826 Member

  Omg did you see the twin tower sale commercial on mattresses. Wtf were they thinking?

  September 10, 2016 8:08PM

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• GreenGoddess22 Member Posts: 3,851 Member Member Posts: 3,851 Member

  rebel_26 wrote: »

  Omg did you see the twin tower sale commercial on mattresses. Wtf were they thinking?

  
  Yes, it was awful.
  

  September 10, 2016 8:23PM

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• G085H173 Member Posts: 516 Member Member Posts: 516 Member

  Did you know it's impossible to wear socks if they don't have holes in them.

  September 11, 2016 3:39PM

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• S2tupidAss Member Posts: 25 Member Member Posts: 25 Member

  OP is a savage

  September 11, 2016 7:01PM

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