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  • 3M_TA33M_TA3 Member Posts: 1,027 Member Member Posts: 1,027 Member
    If If's and buts were candy and nuts...oh what a Christmas it would be!
  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
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  • RavenLibraRavenLibra Member Posts: 1,737 Member Member Posts: 1,737 Member
    random calculation: I spend 15 hours/week on a bus with total strangers... a few are quite good looking... is it too creepy to stare?
  • RavenLibraRavenLibra Member Posts: 1,737 Member Member Posts: 1,737 Member
    is randomly gawking = creeping? If I open my eyes once in a while one of 'them' is usually looking at me... what is that about?
  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    RavenLibra wrote: »
    random calculation: I spend 15 hours/week on a bus with total strangers... a few are quite good looking... is it too creepy to stare?

    If you wear the right sunglasses no one can see you stare. Or. use these. Rear Mirror View sunglasses, like from the made for tv commercials.

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    edited September 2016
  • PowerMan40PowerMan40 Member Posts: 766 Member Member Posts: 766 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    Really good sex sounds like someone running in flip-flops.

    haaaaaaa....
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 17,290 Member Member Posts: 17,290 Member
    RavenLibra wrote: »
    random calculation: I spend 15 hours/week on a bus with total strangers... a few are quite good looking... is it too creepy to stare?

    I would consider it rude not to.
  • PowerMan40PowerMan40 Member Posts: 766 Member Member Posts: 766 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    Really good sex sounds like someone running in flip-flops.

    I would think that is what mediocre sex sounds like

    sprinting in flip flops... lol
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 17,290 Member Member Posts: 17,290 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    Really good sex sounds like someone running in flip-flops.

    I was thinking more like a screen door, loose on it's hinges, in a pounding rain storm.
  • PowerMan40PowerMan40 Member Posts: 766 Member Member Posts: 766 Member
    "pounding" your right...
  • RavenLibraRavenLibra Member Posts: 1,737 Member Member Posts: 1,737 Member
    if you hear anything above the sound of your partners exclamations of joyous rapture... you are probably underwhelming :P
  • lenoresdreamlenoresdream Member Posts: 522 Member Member Posts: 522 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I have an idea, we should combine a computer and a phone.
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    It'll never work , the world isn't ready :p
    edited September 2016
  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    Really good sex sounds like someone running in flip-flops.
    One time I ran with flip flops on... it did not sound like sex. :p

  • 3M_TA33M_TA3 Member Posts: 1,027 Member Member Posts: 1,027 Member
    Man who goes thru turnstyle backwards...always going to Bangcock....
  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    Most Muppets are left-handed. (Because most Muppeteers are right-handed, so they operate the head with their favoured hand.)
  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    A family of people with blue skin lived in Kentucky for many generations. The Fulgates of Troublesome Creek are thought to have gained their blue skin through combination of inbreeding and a rare genetic condition known as methemoglobinemia.

    Side note: The 35th anniversary of the Smurfs was Sep. 12, 2016.

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