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  • 3M_TA33M_TA3 Posts: 1,027Member Member Posts: 1,027Member Member
    If If's and buts were candy and nuts...oh what a Christmas it would be!
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,217Member Member Posts: 31,217Member Member
  • RavenLibraRavenLibra Posts: 1,737Member Member Posts: 1,737Member Member
    random calculation: I spend 15 hours/week on a bus with total strangers... a few are quite good looking... is it too creepy to stare?
  • RavenLibraRavenLibra Posts: 1,737Member Member Posts: 1,737Member Member
    is randomly gawking = creeping? If I open my eyes once in a while one of 'them' is usually looking at me... what is that about?
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,217Member Member Posts: 31,217Member Member
    RavenLibra wrote: »
    random calculation: I spend 15 hours/week on a bus with total strangers... a few are quite good looking... is it too creepy to stare?

    If you wear the right sunglasses no one can see you stare. Or. use these. Rear Mirror View sunglasses, like from the made for tv commercials.

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    edited September 2016
  • PowerMan40PowerMan40 Posts: 839Member Member Posts: 839Member Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    Really good sex sounds like someone running in flip-flops.

    haaaaaaa....
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Posts: 13,882Member Member Posts: 13,882Member Member
    RavenLibra wrote: »
    random calculation: I spend 15 hours/week on a bus with total strangers... a few are quite good looking... is it too creepy to stare?

    I would consider it rude not to.
  • PowerMan40PowerMan40 Posts: 839Member Member Posts: 839Member Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    Really good sex sounds like someone running in flip-flops.

    I would think that is what mediocre sex sounds like

    sprinting in flip flops... lol
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Posts: 13,882Member Member Posts: 13,882Member Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    Really good sex sounds like someone running in flip-flops.

    I was thinking more like a screen door, loose on it's hinges, in a pounding rain storm.
  • PowerMan40PowerMan40 Posts: 839Member Member Posts: 839Member Member
    "pounding" your right...
  • RavenLibraRavenLibra Posts: 1,737Member Member Posts: 1,737Member Member
    if you hear anything above the sound of your partners exclamations of joyous rapture... you are probably underwhelming :P
  • lenoresdreamlenoresdream Posts: 522Member Member Posts: 522Member Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I have an idea, we should combine a computer and a phone.
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    It'll never work , the world isn't ready :p
    edited September 2016
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,217Member Member Posts: 31,217Member Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    Really good sex sounds like someone running in flip-flops.
    One time I ran with flip flops on... it did not sound like sex. :p

  • 3M_TA33M_TA3 Posts: 1,027Member Member Posts: 1,027Member Member
    Man who goes thru turnstyle backwards...always going to Bangcock....
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,217Member Member Posts: 31,217Member Member
    Most Muppets are left-handed. (Because most Muppeteers are right-handed, so they operate the head with their favoured hand.)
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,217Member Member Posts: 31,217Member Member
    A family of people with blue skin lived in Kentucky for many generations. The Fulgates of Troublesome Creek are thought to have gained their blue skin through combination of inbreeding and a rare genetic condition known as methemoglobinemia.

    Side note: The 35th anniversary of the Smurfs was Sep. 12, 2016.

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