First date - stop signs

cee134 · September 2016

You sound really stupid.

cee134 · September 2016

Can't talk; watching porn.

Heartisalonelyhunter · September 2016

Villae81 wrote: »

Heartisalonelyhunter wrote: »

Want a dirty sanchez?

Bahahaha! I looked that up and I'm like nooooo!

You should probably have looked it up before you said you wanted one....

HappilyDistracted · September 2016

I am part vampire.

thisonetimeatthegym · September 2016

Lucy1771 wrote: »

I'm don't like dogs.

Can't balance my checkbook.

Government is watching me.

(These really happened)

The government is watching you. Snowden, hellooooo?

thisonetimeatthegym · September 2016

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

you are MINE now

Awe schnapp! Run, lady, run!

Dutchy_77 · September 2016

tought we'd meet next door

JukeboxHeroine · September 2016

Just here for sex...... ( a guy really said that to me, after taking me to Waffle House for dinner.......classy)

Dutchy_77 · September 2016

supernurse_84 wrote: »

Just here for sex...... ( a guy really said that to me, after taking me to Waffle House for dinner.......classy)

at least he was honest

*kitten* babe youre ugly

slimgirljo15 · September 2016

Your breath stinks bad

cee134 · September 2016

Do you lift, broh?

cee134 · September 2016

I can smell colors.

cee134 · September 2016

*kitten* *kitten* you *kitten*!

Unknown · September 2016

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cee134 · September 2016

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

I can smell colors.

you shouldn't discriminate against someone with synesthesia...they have feelings too.

Sorry, but if there is one thing I can't stand is someone telling me how the color purple smells.

mdonsbach · September 2016

Can you pop this zit on my back?

wilsoncl6 · September 2016

My third leg itches.

wilsoncl6 · September 2016

Sanity is waaaaaaay overrated.

wilsoncl6 · September 2016

Do you like tossing salads?

thisonetimeatthegym · September 2016

One look, then a deep throated grunt, then:

"NICE."

It's even worse when the one doing it is your gyne. Don't ask how I know.

ChrisNels1 · September 2016

Safeword? You'll need one.

Justme_1 · September 2016

lisahebert186 wrote: »

What four word phrase would ruin a first date?

I invited my mother.

BJ's will never happen

RavenLibra · September 2016

safe words should be saved for the 3rd date conversation

thisonetimeatthegym · September 2016

What room are you staying in?

thisonetimeatthegym · September 2016

If they ask the waiter of they serve Hot Pockets.

Domino_75 · September 2016

Is your Mom hot?

EddieHaskell97 · September 2016

Justin Bieber concert tonight!

CSARdiver · September 2016

You allergic to chloroform?

dc8066 · September 2016

Here's my GoFundMe account

ChrisNels1 · September 2016

Are you lactating perhaps?

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