I really really want to get married!!!

runwmeNC
runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
Then I wouldn't have to keep working out and eating healthy to remain marketable for the fairer sex. If I was married, she would be mine and I would be hers for better or for worse.... <--- love that loop hole in the system!
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  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    You'll just find other reasons to work out and be healthy, like a long life to spend with your wife, being there for your kids, wanting to look good at family gatherings and work functions...it never ends

    You're always, the voice of reason; love it!
  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
    Unfortunately, it doesn't really work out that way.
  • born_of_fire74
    born_of_fire74 Posts: 776 Member
    Not worth it. Just let yourself go and save yourself the misery now.

    Agreed. Just get some cats. They won't care what you look like.

    Yea, they'll just eat your face after you die because they tripped you on the stairs while you were still slim or after you die of a heart attack at home because you weigh 700lbs. Sounds like win-win there

  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    I get the bed to myself and get to eat Chinese food. Win/win.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Not worth it. Just let yourself go and save yourself the misery now.

    Agreed. Just get some cats. They won't care what you look like.

    Yea, they'll just eat your face after you die because they tripped you on the stairs while you were still slim or after you die of a heart attack at home because you weigh 700lbs. Sounds like win-win there

    See total win-win! Then your surviving nieces and nephews can get a discount on cremation services. Less to take care of.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Not worth it. Just let yourself go and save yourself the misery now.

    Agreed. Just get some cats. They won't care what you look like.

    Two birds, one stone.

    funny_cats_marriage_couple_one_with_spectacle_other_white.jpg

    Yes! Live vicariously through your cats' wedding!
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    I get the bed to myself and get to eat Chinese food. Win/win.

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  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    My honey sent me that yesterday. I told her I don't like Indian but we haven't had any for a while.
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  • Heartisalonelyhunter
    Heartisalonelyhunter Posts: 786 Member
    edited October 2016
    runwmeNC wrote: »
    Then I wouldn't have to keep working out and eating healthy to remain marketable for the fairer sex. If I was married, she would be mine and I would be hers for better or for worse.... <--- love that loop hole in the system!

    Have you watched 90 day fiancé? A commodity spouse is only a click away!
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    japohl24 wrote: »
    Love is a open door

    That slams back into your face.

    And sometimes gets you in the *kitten* too.. double whammy!
  • jkal1979
    jkal1979 Posts: 1,896 Member
    runwmeNC wrote: »
    Then I wouldn't have to keep working out and eating healthy to remain marketable for the fairer sex. If I was married, she would be mine and I would be hers for better or for worse.... <--- love that loop hole in the system!

    Have you watched 90 day fiancé? A commodity spouse is only a click away!
    civ01axvpft1.jpeg

    Ha! There is a guy on there this season that has been complaining about his fiancée's weight since they finally met in person. When she can't keep up he calls her lazy. The entire show is insane.
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    ^that show...it is something else. He said her body was acceptable I believe. Blech.
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  • jkal1979 wrote: »
    runwmeNC wrote: »
    Then I wouldn't have to keep working out and eating healthy to remain marketable for the fairer sex. If I was married, she would be mine and I would be hers for better or for worse.... <--- love that loop hole in the system!

    Have you watched 90 day fiancé? A commodity spouse is only a click away!
    civ01axvpft1.jpeg

    Ha! There is a guy on there this season that has been complaining about his fiancée's weight since they finally met in person. When she can't keep up he calls her lazy. The entire show is insane.

    He clearly can't stand her and she's cheated on him already. That whole show is an awesome trainwreck!
  • canadianlbs
    canadianlbs Posts: 5,199 Member
    Not worth it. Just let yourself go and save yourself the misery now.

    Agreed. Just get some cats. They won't care what you look like.

    cats like it when you're squishy. mine started giving me some real stink-eye when i was biking a lot and she kept kind of slithering off my new quads.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Still gotta stay fit for the hot sex and healthy life and fun stuff.
  • futureicon
    futureicon Posts: 348 Member
    Listen OP, in some cases if you want to feel the loneliest you have ever felt in your life...get married. Its great for the first several years. Add kids and they are wonderful....but thats the trap. You don't want to mess up their life by breaking apart their family unit and shattering their world so you just give up you. Then you become a non person. Thats what marriage is, For some people. However, then again, some people have happy happy times with their marriages for their whole lies...I mean lives....and have happy life long marriages. I read about that all the time on Facebook. So its different for everyone. Some people are in a wait and see. You just never know.

    This..
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  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    As long as you don't go doing shish behind her back, sure, she'll be yours.
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