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    I've lost an Elephant Penis

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    • Posts: 209 Member
      Haha I've lost a human leg!
    • Posts: 86 Member
      edited October 2016
      I'm right between a bald eagle and 10 dozen large eggs. As of this morning I'm at 14lbs lost!
    • Posts: 838 Member
      Just passed an elephant penis on my way to the amount of oil Americans eat.
    • Posts: 4,110 Member
      I have now lost a small bale of hay
    • Posts: 44 Member
      Gee, I hope you find it! The elephant is in distress! Just kidding :p Congrats!
    • Posts: 173 Member
      an Irish Setter
    • Posts: 843 Member
      I've lost a 15-foot canoe and four gallons of milk.
    • Posts: 6 Member
      I have lost 2 Chihuahua dogs and 3 Guinea Pigs. Lol
    • Posts: 1,199 Member
      4 tires and a rack of ribs
    • Posts: 4,286 Member
      55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    • Posts: 321 Member
      I've lost a dozen Krispy Kremes :) I think I'll start a photo collage to remind myself of what I'm not carrying around anymore.
    • Posts: 4 Member
      :o it really weighs 60 pounds?!? and you lost it
      how the hell did that happen?

      and what were you doing with it in the first place?
    • Posts: 188 Member
      I have lost a Bald Eagle!!!! YAY!!!
    • Posts: 219 Member
      A cinder block?!? I can't imagine carrying around a cinder block, all day, everywhere I go. But I was. Damn, glad that's gone. Thing is, I'm carrying another one now! That's crazy pants! When my second cinder block is gone I can make a college bookshelf ;)
    • Posts: 964 Member
      I lost a human leg!
    • Posts: 83 Member
      I've lost a human skin B)
    • Posts: 151 Member
      So far, since January I've lost a mid-sized microwave!
    • Posts: 1,198 Member
      I am a five gallon of water on a human leg... but striving for that big ELEPHANT PENIS... lol what a visual?
    • Posts: 30,145 Member
      Yep, I've lost that Elephant penis...I know it's around here someplace....where did I put it? (It's always in the last place you look....)
    • Posts: 1,199 Member
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    • Posts: 188 Member
      I have currently lost an auto tire!!! YAY ME!!!
    • Posts: 204 Member
      A cinder block
    • Posts: 84 Member
      I've lost a bald eagle so far...
    • Posts: 602 Member
      Another .5 until I would like you all to welcome my firstborn child ;)
    • Posts: 4,286 Member
      70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    • Posts: 226 Member
      I've lost an elephant penis!
    • Posts: 4,080 Member
      mmmm. I think I might be somewhat heartless if I look at the list...
      Total since 2014: an elephant penis
      Total since starting MFP: average human leg + a couple of guinea pigs
      Total left to lose: an elephant's heart
      Total lost once at goal weight: a 2 month old horse + a couple of Chihuahuas
    • Posts: 526 Member
      Sadly all I've lost is an ostrich egg.... but in 2017, look out, who knows what I'll lose.
    • Posts: 34 Member
      I've lost an automobile tire
    • Posts: 219 Member
      Total since 2015 = a 2 month old horse
      Total according to MFP = an irish setter

      When I'm at goal, I will have lost Arnold Schwarzenegger and a human head, or possibly a house cat, depending on whether I adjust my goal weight by then.

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