How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Mr. Green with a candlestick in the Dinning room0
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Wooden stake driven through her heart by her grandpa, who'd been off his meds for several weeks and believed she was a vampire. It was the strangest thing, though -- once that wooden stake was in, she vanished in a puff of smoke -- all that was left was some mighty evil black dust.0
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Heart attack while writing loong death stories on mfp0
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Untreated syphilis0
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Fell on head while clicking selfie upside down0
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cancer from smoking 200pax a day!0
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rabies0
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licking his armpits.0
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A minion rebel uprising.0
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Natural causes0
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Attacked by hamsters gone bad0
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »She eats one too many bananas.
An orange cat.0 -
She was driving along, top down, enjoying the day... wearing a long scarf when it suddenly got caught in the steering wheel causing her to fatally crash.0
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »She was driving along, top down, enjoying the day... wearing a long scarf when it suddenly got caught in the steering wheel causing her to fatally crash.
She because a professional cartwheeler and to celebrate she attached sparklers on her arms and legs. She got carried away cartwheeling and rolled down a hill into a TNT factory. Kablooey!
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