How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
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    Mr. Green with a candlestick in the Dinning room
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Wooden stake driven through her heart by her grandpa, who'd been off his meds for several weeks and believed she was a vampire. It was the strangest thing, though -- once that wooden stake was in, she vanished in a puff of smoke -- all that was left was some mighty evil black dust.
  • 200pax
    200pax Posts: 1,037 Member
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    Heart attack while writing loong death stories on mfp
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Untreated syphilis
  • 200pax
    200pax Posts: 1,037 Member
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    Fell on head while clicking selfie upside down
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    cancer from smoking 200pax a day!
  • 200pax
    200pax Posts: 1,037 Member
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    rabies
  • hueritahsarinana
    hueritahsarinana Posts: 522 Member
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    licking his armpits.
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,844 Member
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    A minion rebel uprising.
  • mccormf1
    mccormf1 Posts: 153 Member
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    Natural causes
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Attacked by hamsters gone bad
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    She eats one too many bananas.

    An orange cat.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    She was driving along, top down, enjoying the day... wearing a long scarf when it suddenly got caught in the steering wheel causing her to fatally crash.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    She was driving along, top down, enjoying the day... wearing a long scarf when it suddenly got caught in the steering wheel causing her to fatally crash.

    She because a professional cartwheeler and to celebrate she attached sparklers on her arms and legs. She got carried away cartwheeling and rolled down a hill into a TNT factory. Kablooey!

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