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is a guide for elderly people at shopping malls so that they don't get lost...secretly steals the mints out of the old ladies purses....
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Goes into pharmacies and buys Magnum condoms and then winks and says "yeah thats right" to the now flustered checkout boy.
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Don was a Donna up intil his gender reassignment surgery 2 months ago0
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Was my lover0
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Can tie 4 cherry stems with his tongue all at once..0
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eats spicy food because she enjoys the burning sensation in her poop shoot!0
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Also eats spicy for his own poop shoot satisfaction and to give his SO a little tingle on his ...
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She didn't make that comment0
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Her profile pic is how she feels and expects everyone to kiss her @$(!?0
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She may be fabulous but unfortunately is not redhead.0
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she can fly and enter through your bedroom window0
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He is terrified of Fairies and keeps garlic hung in his bedroom hoping that it will keep them from flying in!0
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Has the same pants on for 4 years0
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Sends her undies to random MFP members using ups0
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Doesn't know how to use a hammer0
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Likes getting hammered 24/70
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Doesn't know how to walk in heels0
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Always asking me if I want a nice Hawaiian punch.0
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He punches like a girl ..0
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Every time we go out together, she urges me to do crazy stuff like pee in sinks and crap in fireplaces. I'm a little worried about what she's gonna want next....0
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She's peeing in sinks pooping In fireplaces0
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Mary Jane Foxy She-wolf Hellion joined us last week for a round of sink peeing, but drew the line at fireplace crapping. She has her limits, after all!0
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Such a Nasty Woman!
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She taught me everything I know, and made me call her "mommie dearest" while she beat me with coat hangers. 1
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