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He's quite terrified of water -- took that picture in front of a fake ocean backdrop just to impress us, and even that alone made him just about pee his pants

Kissed a fish and liked it

Is Married with 10 kids

Has a bet each week with another guy at the office about who can bring up the most ridiculous complaints at their company meeting. He takes that guys money every time, but the sucker keeps trying to best him!

Her damn goat is always trying to force itself on the neighborhood dogs, and she refuses to do anything about it! She tries to claim the old goat is simply performing a public service and we should all be grateful that it's willing to share it's fine genes and lovemaking ability.

Listens every day to those tapes

Tap dances her way around the supermarket

Lent me her squatty potty..

Empties my squatty potty on her garden ....

She's the one that calls the cops whenever her sister in law hostess a party

Next top model was his idea

Dad..dad is that you? ...

He thinks WTF means Wheres The Ferret

He dreams of Suz this way because he loves Reese's and it makes him Frisky