What pick up line would you most likely use on the person above?
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You remind me of the first slice of bread, in that everyone has to touch you.0
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We should probably skip the chocolate body paint. That's how you get ants.0
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Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.0
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How about you pretend I am your boss and I will just ride your as$.0
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I think it's time to tell what people are saying behind your back...Nice As$!0
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Are those space pants you're wearing cuz your *kitten* is outta this world0
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healthyrachel1979 wrote: »Are those space pants you're wearing cuz your *kitten* is outta this world
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Ugh..... a $$ is outta this world0
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Hey.... Smile if you think I'm sexy1
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Is your a$s a library book?, cause I can't stop checking it out.
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If you were a booger I would definitely pick you1
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Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
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So what haven’t you been told tonight?0
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I can't even spell beautiful without u0
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Here, carry my fat sack, I'll carry the muscle.
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Wow.
I'll be the bread, you can be the butter and spread yourself on me.0 -
I'll be your fireman because I like them hot and get them wet0
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I don't know how to golf but I've always wanted to learn. Please teach me 1
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I'm jealous of your shirt, it's touching you and I'm not.1
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Your shirt would match my floor perfectly1
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I bet you play soccer, because you're a keeper.0
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Scissors are nice :30
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Por_ Hub is down
Your mom's Facebook will do.
This is terrible but wildly funny, Hahaha.1 -
brb yelling at my mom. Thx4info.
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Sorry....this one is really bad....
If I was a squirrel and you were a tree id stuff my nuts in your hole1 -
Pffff I'll never be able to pick anyone, don't know any lines to do the trick0
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Silly girl, tricks are for kids...now come here1
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in the bedroom
You should be too.1 -
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems aren't my thing
But doing you, I am King0
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