Differences between men and women that are unfair

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  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Women can belch and it's cute/sexy.

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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Women can belch and it's cute/sexy.

    you have not heard mine or my hiccups.. :#
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Most men will spend a date wondering if he's gonna get lucky tonight. Most women already decided before the date even started. One up for women

    Wow, is that true?

    I always thought that I might have just a little control over the evening....

    I reckon not.

    you can only tell by the panties we are wearing.. if you get that far.

    When I was dating, either I would shave or not.

    This. I rarely shave on a first date either.
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Most men will spend a date wondering if he's gonna get lucky tonight. Most women already decided before the date even started. One up for women

    Wow, is that true?

    I always thought that I might have just a little control over the evening....

    I reckon not.

    you can only tell by the panties we are wearing.. if you get that far.

    When I was dating, either I would shave or not.

    This. I rarely shave on a first date either.
    Shave where?!

    It's ain't Tuesday yet. We'll leave the TMI for another day.
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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited December 2016
    I've never understood this whole wear special underwear when you go on a date thing...

    Is it weird that I try to be sex ready in my normal day to day? Like I'm convinced that I'm going to run into a sexy member of the LFC or Adam Levine, and we're going to spontaneously and heatedly get it on :wink:

    And if I die suddenly, I don't want to be wearing granny undies w/ un-waxed nether regions

    Also, it keeps the power in my hands. Makes it so that I don't have to get overly invested in preparing for dates...
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Most men will spend a date wondering if he's gonna get lucky tonight. Most women already decided before the date even started. One up for women

    Wow, is that true?

    I always thought that I might have just a little control over the evening....

    I reckon not.

    you can only tell by the panties we are wearing.. if you get that far.

    When I was dating, either I would shave or not.

    This. I rarely shave on a first date either.

    Honestly I've never had a guy friend say this was a deal breaker. Never heard " she gave me the green light BUT there was a bushfro down there so I decided we should wait"

    If the bra and panties are a matching set it was considered? If they weren't she thought"what the hell?"
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  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Most men will spend a date wondering if he's gonna get lucky tonight. Most women already decided before the date even started. One up for women

    Wow, is that true?

    I always thought that I might have just a little control over the evening....

    I reckon not.

    you can only tell by the panties we are wearing.. if you get that far.

    When I was dating, either I would shave or not.

    This. I rarely shave on a first date either.

    Honestly I've never had a guy friend say this was a deal breaker. Never heard " she gave me the green light BUT there was a bushfro down there so I decided we should wait"

    If the bra and panties are a matching set it was considered? If they weren't she thought"what the hell?"

    It's not about is this a deal breaker for him. It's about I'm not going to let him touch unshaved legs or other therefore no shave no sex.

    Still never gave in?
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    Men win hands down in the bathroom situation:
    -They don't get the extremely unpleasant sensation of accidentally sitting down on someone else's pee splatter because they had to pee so badly that they momentarily forgot they were in a public bathroom and they remembered to hover a second too late

    This' why I hover, at home also because it then became 2nd nature, in public as well; instead of something that I had to remember to do!
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    And if I die suddenly, I don't want to be wearing granny undies w/ un-waxed nether regions

    If I started an "if I die suddenly ... what kind of stuff do you worry about" thread, I wonder how long it would take for something like this to come up?
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    Just a guess but I think the equation needs to be factored by the level of alcohol or whatever consumed.
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  • shortygirl1987
    shortygirl1987 Posts: 229 Member
    Women have periods, cramps, plus we go through 9 months of pregnancy, give birth, and deal bleeding afterwards
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    We have nuts to get hit in or fall on. Plus for the ladies.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Most men will spend a date wondering if he's gonna get lucky tonight. Most women already decided before the date even started. One up for women

    Wow, is that true?

    I always thought that I might have just a little control over the evening....

    I reckon not.

    you can only tell by the panties we are wearing.. if you get that far.

    When I was dating, either I would shave or not.

    This. I rarely shave on a first date either.

    Honestly I've never had a guy friend say this was a deal breaker. Never heard " she gave me the green light BUT there was a bushfro down there so I decided we should wait"

    If the bra and panties are a matching set it was considered? If they weren't she thought"what the hell?"

    It's not about is this a deal breaker for him. It's about I'm not going to let him touch unshaved legs or other therefore no shave no sex.

    Still never gave in?

    Not while dating. Married now, I don't have to shave, bathe, brush my teeth, match my panty sets. Hell I don't even have to ask for it. If I want it, he's giving it up.
    But I'm nice. So I do these things anyway.

    Lmao all of this is awesome because it's true
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    I've never understood this whole wear special underwear when you go on a date thing...

    Is it weird that I try to be sex ready in my normal day to day? Like I'm convinced that I'm going to run into a sexy member of the LFC or Adam Levine, and we're going to spontaneously and heatedly get it on :wink:

    And if I die suddenly, I don't want to be wearing granny undies w/ un-waxed nether regions

    Also, it keeps the power in my hands. Makes it so that I don't have to get overly invested in preparing for dates...

    Same here!
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  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Testicles: unfair!

    And I think it would suck to be a boy 11-18 unable to control boner activity. Or 8-50, or whatever.
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    the ability to wear short skirts to work when its hot (i dont mean mini skirts, just above the knee). have you ever seen a guy where business shorts to work? it doesnt happen. we have to wear long pants every working day of the year.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I can go hiking, by myself, and not worry about being attacked.

    Is that too serious?

    By bears?

    I spent 4 days hiking from Easy Pass to Colonial Creek a few years ago. I was planning to hike to Stehekin (in nine? days) but there was a fire and I couldn't stomach the food I brought and I had to bail halfway through. About 15 miles of the trip was through a rarely visited part of North Cascades National Park, the trail hadn't been maintained that year, I went 2 days without seeing another human, there was nothing but elk and bears in the area. NPS made me carry a bear canister. The hippie ranger gave me a lecture. "Bears don't want to eat hikers, they want to eat berries." She told me to announce my presence, state my intentions, and don't get between an adult and a huckleberry bush.

    So I spent the next several days saying "Hey, bear" every time the trail was too brushed out to see, or went around a blind corner. To avoid startling one. "Hey, bear. I'm a human, walking down the trail. Just passing through. Visiting, on my way to Stehekin."

    "Hey, bear."

    Literally the only words I heard for ... I don't know, 36 hours? I didn't expect the solitude to be so heavy.

    I spent the last day pretty worried about getting back to my car. I guess that's another gender difference - women must have an easier time hitch hiking. But I got to the road, and five minutes later somebody was taking me to my car, we spent the trip talking about which trails were best.

    https://connect.garmin.com/modern/activity/564333000

    Here's a picture from the first night on the trail, at Fisher Basin Camp.

    31327317451_eb1b3b6376_o_d.jpg

    Gorgeous! I always make loud bear conversation to let them know I'm coming when I hike...
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    Testicles: unfair!

    And I think it would suck to be a boy 11-18 unable to control boner activity. Or 8-50, or whatever.

    At least when our nips're pointy, people'll just assume; that we're chilly!
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Sucks to be a guy too. My poor husband has to give me his jacket when I'm cold, run out in the rain to pull the car up for me, get back out in the rain to open my door, any and all bug disposal, lift all the heavy things and keep me in amazing shoes.

    He lifts all the heavy things?. pffft he loads me up with all grocery bags about 5 on each arm and slaps me on the ars and tells me giddy up..

    he does give me his jacket and kills any roaches.. he makes me kill stink bugs though.. what a wus.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Women have periods, cramps, plus we go through 9 months of pregnancy, give birth, and deal bleeding afterwards

    Oh yeah?

    Well... I have to shave & use antiperspirant


    Sometimes
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  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    zorbaru wrote: »
    the ability to wear short skirts to work when its hot (i dont mean mini skirts, just above the knee). have you ever seen a guy where business shorts to work? it doesnt happen. we have to wear long pants every working day of the year.

    UPS driver!
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    Testicles: unfair!

    And I think it would suck to be a boy 11-18 unable to control boner activity. Or 8-50, or whatever.

    Yeah, I remember that. "No ... I'm not ready to stand up right now."
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    Two words. Cervical mucus.

    I ain't complaining, about free KY!
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