Juicing to lose 30 lbs by Jan 1st.

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  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    edited November 2016
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    ihy76 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    ihy76 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    ihy76 wrote: »
    IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO LOSE WEIGHT FAST THEN I RECOMMEND THE FOLLOWING:

    THE 3 WEEK DIET is a revolutionary new diet system that not only guarantees to help you lose weight — it promises to help you lose more weight — all body fat — faster than anything else you’ve ever tried.

    SIMPLY PUT, WHAT MOST DIETS ACCOMPLISH IN 2-3 MONTHS,
    THE 3 WEEK DIET DOES IN JUST 21 DAYS, INCLUDING:
    • 12-23 pound reduction in body fat
    • 2-4 inches from your waistline
    • 2-3 size drop in dress size
    • Increased muscle tone
    • Decreased cellulite
    • Faster metabolism
    • Increased energy
    • Healthier hair & skin
    • Improved cholesterol levels
    • And a host of other health benefits
    *snip*

    :laugh:

    It's like you aren't really even trying to find your target audience.

    What do you mean?

    Did you actually read the thread?

    With my products you can lose roughly around 12-23 pounds of body fat in 3 weeks. I know what I am talking about I have done a lot of reasearch


    1) the OP has been tongue in cheek and isn't actually looking to do what the title suggests

    2) most users here have been around long enough to know bogus claims when they see them
  • TeaBea
    TeaBea Posts: 14,517 Member
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    dbkyser wrote: »
    kimny72 wrote: »
    So the goal is exaggerated too :) Yay!

    In that case I would suggest adding some apple cider vinegar to your juice for max weight loss...

    Done, and I will add lemon to my 2 gallons of water a day.

    Are you drinking green tea?
  • leajas1
    leajas1 Posts: 823 Member
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    I am so happy I stuck with this thread.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    edited November 2016
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    ihy76 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    ihy76 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    ihy76 wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    ihy76 wrote: »
    IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO LOSE WEIGHT FAST THEN I RECOMMEND THE FOLLOWING:

    THE 3 WEEK DIET is a revolutionary new diet system that not only guarantees to help you lose weight — it promises to help you lose more weight — all body fat — faster than anything else you’ve ever tried.

    SIMPLY PUT, WHAT MOST DIETS ACCOMPLISH IN 2-3 MONTHS,
    THE 3 WEEK DIET DOES IN JUST 21 DAYS, INCLUDING:
    • 12-23 pound reduction in body fat
    • 2-4 inches from your waistline
    • 2-3 size drop in dress size
    • Increased muscle tone
    • Decreased cellulite
    • Faster metabolism
    • Increased energy
    • Healthier hair & skin
    • Improved cholesterol levels
    • And a host of other health benefits
    *snip*

    :laugh:

    It's like you aren't really even trying to find your target audience.

    What do you mean?

    Did you actually read the thread?

    With my products you can lose roughly around 12-23 pounds of body fat in 3 weeks. I know what I am talking about I have done a lot of reasearch

    1) no advertising on the forums

    2) the OP has been tongue in cheek and isn't actually looking to do what the title suggests

    3) most users here have been around long enough to know bogus claims when they see them

    Not everyone will take the risk, but with risk there is reward!

    Deleted. Not worth it.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    dbkyser wrote: »
    Well since this weekend we celebrated Thanksgiving I decided to switch from cutting to bulking for a week. I did not have time to lift but did get plenty of rest with all the naps.
    Scales were not friendly, but can be expected on my bulking days and although no definition my abbs got bigger.

    Are you certain you're not confusing your abbs with your butt? :p
  • SueSueDio
    SueSueDio Posts: 4,796 Member
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    ladyreva78 wrote: »
    Why hasn't anyone mentioned the raspberries ketones? I mean... Dr. Oz said they worked!!!


    (Not to mention that this Swiss girl hasn't got a clue what raspberry ketones are or who Dr. Oz is :tongue: )

    You lucky thing, you! ;)
  • middlehaitch
    middlehaitch Posts: 8,483 Member
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    Congrats on the 8 lbs of muscle. Are you doing 1000 crunches a day to make your abs pop?

    Cheers, h.
  • leanjogreen18
    leanjogreen18 Posts: 2,492 Member
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    I'm embarrassed to admit I've done longer juicing than OP on 3 occasions and lost significant amounts of weight each time. I can't fathom it was all water and muscle.

    The damage to my matabolism I really wish I knew. It couldn't have been too bad or it recovered because I seem to be losing on par with Mfp calculations.

    Again I'm embarrassed and would never recommend long fasts as each time I regained all plus some which took me to the highest my weight had ever been. Uggg
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
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    manderson27 wrote: »
    Three days into my juice fast.

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jN43F3ZSZ70/TSzJuYf4lEI/AAAAAAAAAD8/WAH_wd7W1YI/s1600/junk-food-binge.jpg9gd9ludbfvug.png


    Ah, I see you're into the 'stuff junk into your face and pass out' phase! YOU MADE IT! :joy:
  • dbkyser
    dbkyser Posts: 612 Member
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    Did a little more bulking with cakes and candies over Christmas, can't wait to see the Gainz once I Cut on my juices.
  • perkymommy
    perkymommy Posts: 1,642 Member
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    LOL
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
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    I juiced the other night. Coconut flavored fermented sugarcane juice. In some Diet Polar Orange Dry.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,943 Member
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    leajas1 wrote: »
    dbkyser wrote: »
    Did a little more bulking with cakes and candies over Christmas, can't wait to see the Gainz once I Cut on my juices.

    I'm sure they were clean cakes and candies, though. You know, the ones found on the perimeter of the grocery store or homemade from whole foods

    The dirtier the cakes and candies are, the better. Like this......

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