Creepiest MFPers?!?

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    Is it creepy when someone makes a creeper account just to ask you if you miss him? Won't tell you who he is when you can't guess in 3 guesses? Then deactivates?

    This has perplexed me for days.

    Wasn't me. Hell, I would hope that you remembered me without making another account, but if you didn't, I'd just have a good cry, take down my shrine to you and move on.

    I remember you- and all kinds of interesting things about you. :wink: Like how you left for about a million years with no warning.

    The Russian mob was after me? ;)

    I just stayed out of the forums for a while...got tired of getting warned every other day.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    This thread is useless unless the creepy MFPers are named.

    But it's illegal to name names

    Fred is pretty creepy.

    COME AT ME, MFP POLICE!

    Ooooh rebel
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    But..but...you said I was your only special dirty, filthy girl/creeper
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    But..but...you said I was your only special dirty, filthy girl/creeper

    Yes, You will always be special dirty to me.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    How could I possibly refuse?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    Marry me <3

    I thought you would never ask.

    Can I be your bit on the side then :p

    Sister wives!

    ;)
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    There's someone on here who I'm pretty sure is a robot. That's pretty creepy.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    There's someone on here who I'm pretty sure is a robot. That's pretty creepy.

    I think I know who you mean
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    This thread is useless unless the creepy MFPers are named.

    But it's illegal to name names

    Yeah, you'll get thrown in jail.
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    There's someone on here who I'm pretty sure is a robot. That's pretty creepy.

    Name them. In Pig Latin
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    There's someone on here who I'm pretty sure is a robot. That's pretty creepy.

    Who?! Who?!

    Who are you.

    Who, who, who who?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    I have yet to get a creepy PM from her, so either she's not creepy or I'm not desirable. I'm sure we all know which it is.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Jtegirl1 is stalking me !

    Her obscene PMs are filthy beyond belief and she has no shame.

    She has singlehandedly taken creeper to the next level.

    ..... not that I'm complaining.


    Better now?

    I have yet to get a creepy PM from her, so either she's not creepy or I'm not desirable. I'm sure we all know which it is.

    check your PM's ;)

    OMG, so bossy.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Hey are you a creep?
    Will you talk creepy to me?
    Get your creep on, dude.

    This is the standard creepy friend request haiku message I send.

    PM me, dammit!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Hey are you a creep?
    Will you talk creepy to me?
    Get your creep on, dude.

    This is the standard creepy friend request haiku message I send.

    PM me, dammit!

    Oh that's not a pm. That's just the friend request message. I have a standard form letter for pm's discussing creepy issues.

    Hi [insert name here]
    You know what's creepy? Spiders. And clowns.
    Sincerely,
    [sender]

    But I like spiders.
  • GrowingGlow
    GrowingGlow Posts: 10 Member
    Great post! Yeah just experienced a little of that today for the first time. Told I was sexy then got asked if I was married right off the bat. Hmmm this isn't Tinder, not OK Cupid, pretty sure not Match, definitely not Craigslist casual encounters (well, I haven't seen a dong pick yet). I was taken off guard. I'm focused on my diet not dudes!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    fattinater wrote: »
    I'm focused on my diet not dudes!

    Yeah, we'll need to work on that,

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