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  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
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    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    My friend list is such a box of misfit toys and I love it...

    And I love that you still play with me. :heart:
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I am thirsty.

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    And attention ho'in'

    I don't know if we can be friends anymore. That is not a Coors and I have learned from some threads today that if you don't do things exactly as I would or spend as much as I would.. that those are perfectly good reasons to cut people out of your life.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Left over while searching for gifs for creepy thread
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  • lauamy96
    lauamy96 Posts: 102 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    Left over while searching for gifs for creepy thread
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    That's sexy af. Definitely my go-to tactic for seduction.
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
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    I don't know. They look like upper centrals. Might have had Botox, though...
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,970 Member
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    There's still light in the sky at 5:15 pm!

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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    lauamy96 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Left over while searching for gifs for creepy thread
    scd07zis5me7.gif

    That's sexy af. Definitely my go-to tactic for seduction.

    I'd suggest more tongue on right eye/mouth

  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
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    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Why the *kitten* does it matter where I am from?

    So I know just how difficult it's going to be to stalk you?

    Spoiler alert: Not at all difficult

    PM me, I'll tell you anything you want to know. SS#, safety deposit box code, credit card numbers, whatever you want
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Why the *kitten* does it matter where I am from?

    So I know just how difficult it's going to be to stalk you?

    Spoiler alert: Not at all difficult

    PM me, I'll tell you anything you want to know. SS#, safety deposit box code, credit card numbers, whatever you want

    She knows all that already silly

    Yeah what I really need to know is where the security cameras are and how many dogs you have. Also what wine do you like?

    Ok I'm creeping myself out...

    You seem to have this well thought out. But all you really have to do is dress like a ghost and you'll have free rein of her house.

    Last time I dressed like a ghost in Georgia I was banned from the Waffle House

    If you need any help getting banned from places, take me with you. I still have a whole body werewolf costume from the Scream Factory hidden somewhere
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    Chinese symbol tattoo...

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  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Is 40 a cougar?

    If (x/2) + 7 > y where x is your age and y is the age of the prey then yes.

    So cougar is solely dependent on if you're on the prowl or not? It's not just at a certain age you become le coug?

    For guys my age (or even a little younger) it is called being a pervert. Oh the in-equality of it all! ;-)
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    My friend list is such a box of misfit toys and I love it...

    Can I be the 'jack-in-a-box'!

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  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    Is 40 a cougar?

    The official answer is yes.
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