Worst way to be woken up

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  • Racouol
    Racouol Posts: 53 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    I'm guessing that a cattle prod wouldn't be too enjoyable....for most people.

    For me? Being woken up by the M-Div LPO while I was on upper level watch.

    My M-Div LPO would constantly wake me up to have me order parts
  • NeuronsNeuronsNeurons
    NeuronsNeuronsNeurons Posts: 83 Member
    I once was woken up by my friend driving his car off the road and into the woods...screeching brakes, crunching metal, tree trunk, no fun
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    By a client in reception, asking for a bill which isn't in the system, and for me to move his car out, parked behind three others
  • Taylor076097
    Taylor076097 Posts: 265 Member
    Lounmoun wrote: »
    Absolute worst: 5 AM phone call that dh's 19 year old sister had died in a car accident.
    Second worst- 6 AM phone call that mom died of cancer. Knew it was happening soon but still hard to wake up to that news. Third worst- Dd telling me something was wrong with our old dog and our dog dying in our arms a short time later
    Fourth worst- house across the street being gutted by fire (smoke, fire engines)
    Less bad: nightmare about people dying, dog peeing on the bed and on my leg, sound of my child vomitting/crying/raging, brown recluse spider in my bed biting me by my breast, the sound of men on the roof right outside my 2nd floor bedroom window, big tree's breaking and falling over during ice storm barely missing house

    These, being woken up with any news about the death of a loved one goes down as the worst. The rest can be cleaned or handled. But with these calls, at least in my experiences all you can do is wait for hospice, authorities or other family to arivie and drink coffee by yourself
  • Savagedistraction
    Savagedistraction Posts: 312 Member
    phone call from work. "we have you on the schedule for 7 AM, it's 715, where are you?" when you think you had the day off (schedule mess up).
  • Racouol
    Racouol Posts: 53 Member
    Savagedistraction wrote: »
    phone call from work. "we have you on the schedule for 7 AM, it's 715, where are you?" when you think you had the day off (schedule mess up).

    Had a few of those. It is even worse when that happens when you are supposed to have the day off. Had sleep ruined because I was called with my boss yelling that I was late even though I am on vacation or day off that he approved.
  • ChrissyDomer
    ChrissyDomer Posts: 1,064 Member
    Fire or co2 alarm, that'll give ya a jolt..
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    edited January 2017
    4 year old having night terrors and the blood curdling screams
  • kschwab0203
    kschwab0203 Posts: 610 Member
    The sound of my mother's voice in the morning when I was a teenager was like that of nails on a chalk board or a fog horn.
  • jamcdonel
    jamcdonel Posts: 533 Member
    When I was a teenager, my mother used to sit on me and sing "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" very loudly and very off key. While bouncing up and down. I still hate that song.

    Coyotes having sexy fun times 10 feet behind the tent at 5:00 am (sounds like children screaming).

    But the worst was my (then) four year old daughter standing by my bed. "Daddy, I think I'm going to vom......"
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    Cappy29 wrote: »
    Getting included in a group text about nothing which interests me. This happens way too often.

    That is THE worst to which I always want to scream "Take me off of this group!!!" But then i don't want to come off as a B.
  • RunsWithBees
    RunsWithBees Posts: 1,508 Member
    Earthquake! (while sleeping au naturale) I thought I'd have to get out fast, but luckily it was only a 4.2 and was over before I went outside (gotta love CA) and mfp helped me get into shape so I woulda looked ok anyway :#
  • Bucknutz247
    Bucknutz247 Posts: 224 Member
    lol Roxie this is for you. I was at a friends house after a night of drinking. I got up too pee and when I came back to bed there was a big spider perched on her lips.. I went looking for something to smack it with but when I did it was gone. Not sure where it went. I fell back to sleep.... in the living room and never told her.
  • deluxmary2000
    deluxmary2000 Posts: 981 Member
    Bucknutz247 wrote: »
    lol Roxie this is for you. I was at a friends house after a night of drinking. I got up too pee and when I came back to bed there was a big spider perched on her lips.. I went looking for something to smack it with but when I did it was gone. Not sure where it went. I fell back to sleep.... in the living room and never told her.

    You are officially the worst friend EVER.
    (My real friends would know the correct response if I were in that situation would be to smash the spider with a baseball bat, and continue hitting me until I'm dead because I would rather be dead than live another day knowing a spider had touched my lips)
  • Bucknutz247
    Bucknutz247 Posts: 224 Member
    Lmao
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