Water chestnuts?
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.
You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.
The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.
I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.
what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?
Wait what? I've been gone for like 30 minutes, how did it come to this already?!?
30 minutes is a long time for here... A lot can happen!0 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.
You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.
The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.
I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.
what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?
Wait what? I've been gone for like 30 minutes, how did it come to this already?!?
Welcome to MFP.0 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »FairhavenDS wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.
You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.
The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.
I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.
what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?
Wait what? I've been gone for like 30 minutes, how did it come to this already?!?
30 minutes is a long time for here... A lot can happen!
I know. I just prefer to be a part of the sinking ship
Well, we've only hit snail *kitten*, so I think you're still in this.0 -
happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.
You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.
The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.
I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.
what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?
Just like any other scr0tum. A little salty but mostly okay!
They werent moist crunchy though right? I don't think a scr0tum is supposed to taste moist crunchy.
Well sc0tums are moist too once my mouth is on them. I've not found a willing candidate to check the crunch factor yet.
I heard there was somebody on MFP that was looking to be a candidate. Never met him.1 -
Another amazing fact about water chestnuts are canned, unopened water chestnuts will store indefinitely. Once opened, canned tubers will keep up to one week in a bowl of water. Be sure to change the water daily for the freshest product.0
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.
You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.
The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.
I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.
what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?
Just like any other scr0tum. A little salty but mostly okay!
They werent moist crunchy though right? I don't think a scr0tum is supposed to taste moist crunchy.
Well sc0tums are moist too once my mouth is on them. I've not found a willing candidate to check the crunch factor yet.
Craigslist
Or just wait for some PM's. I'm sure its only a matter of time now.
Out of all the crazy offers I get via PM, I might take that one up
Be sure to start an AMA thread about it.
I will have to learn how to make gifs too
You want to learn because of the lack of Water Chestnut gifs right?
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.
You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.
The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.
I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.
what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?
Just like any other scr0tum. A little salty but mostly okay!
They werent moist crunchy though right? I don't think a scr0tum is supposed to taste moist crunchy.
Well sc0tums are moist too once my mouth is on them. I've not found a willing candidate to check the crunch factor yet.
Craigslist
Or just wait for some PM's. I'm sure its only a matter of time now.
Out of all the crazy offers I get via PM, I might take that one up
Be sure to start an AMA thread about it.
I will have to learn how to make gifs too
You want to learn because of the lack of Water Chestnut gifs right?
there are plenty....
I laughed wayyyyyy harder than this probably deserved0 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »
Well they look like demons but if they're related, I like them
Water Caltrops are also known as water chestnut, buffalo nut, bat nut, devil pod, ling nut, lin kok, ling kio nut, or singhara.0 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »
Well they look like demons but if they're related, I like them
Water Caltrops are also known as water chestnut, buffalo nut, bat nut, devil pod, ling nut, lin kok, ling kio nut, or singhara.
what about bull nuts? is that really a thing?0 -
happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.
You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.
The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.
I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.
what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?
Just like any other scr0tum. A little salty but mostly okay!
They werent moist crunchy though right? I don't think a scr0tum is supposed to taste moist crunchy.
Well sc0tums are moist too once my mouth is on them. I've not found a willing candidate to check the crunch factor yet.
*raises hand* Mine doesn't work anymore anyway, so I'll volunteer for science.2 -
happilymegan wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.
You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.
The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.
I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.
what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?
Just like any other scr0tum. A little salty but mostly okay!
They werent moist crunchy though right? I don't think a scr0tum is supposed to taste moist crunchy.
Well sc0tums are moist too once my mouth is on them. I've not found a willing candidate to check the crunch factor yet.
Craigslist
I'm not sure what that is.
Probably Gordielist in Canada.0 -
there are plenty....
Water chestnuts are unicorn amazing! This is what you meant, I think.
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »I like to add them to my tuna fish. So delish
OH my. That is a good idea. This may have just changed my life.
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happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.
You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.
The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.
I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.
what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?
Just like any other scr0tum. A little salty but mostly okay!
They werent moist crunchy though right? I don't think a scr0tum is supposed to taste moist crunchy.
Well sc0tums are moist too once my mouth is on them. I've not found a willing candidate to check the crunch factor yet.
*raises hand* Mine doesn't work anymore anyway, so I'll volunteer for science.
Which part doesn't work? I only care about the scr0tum.
The things that the scr0tum holds. That damn doctor cut the supply lines over 10 years ago. Since they're worthless, don't really need a bag to hold them in.
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happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.
You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.
The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.
I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.
what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?
Just like any other scr0tum. A little salty but mostly okay!
They werent moist crunchy though right? I don't think a scr0tum is supposed to taste moist crunchy.
Well sc0tums are moist too once my mouth is on them. I've not found a willing candidate to check the crunch factor yet.
Craigslist
I'm not sure what that is.
Probably Gordielist in Canada.
I googled it. It's called kijiji here.
I did too and they have a craigslist Toronto. I will not post a link. Also, I'm assuming Toronto is where everyone in Canada lives.1 -
I posted a picture of myself in a bacon bikini with the words..."water chestnuts can't compare to this chest" and I was grasping my chest. Then it said "ewwwww water chestnuts" on the bottom of the pic.
I keep hitting the F5 button to see if this bacon bikini will actually come up.0 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »Nitroalley2 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »They are delicious and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.
I've never used the flag option but this was the closest I ever came.
You're crazy. Water chestnuts are yum! With the perfect crunch. Now if we were taking cilantro I could see the possible flag.
The perfect crunch?! Sure if you like a "moist crunch". Water chestnuts probably have the same exact texture as a snails *kitten*...if snails even have a *kitten*.
I've had snails too. They aren't so bad with lots of butter.
what did their scrotums taste like? water chestnuts?
Just like any other scr0tum. A little salty but mostly okay!
They werent moist crunchy though right? I don't think a scr0tum is supposed to taste moist crunchy.
Well sc0tums are moist too once my mouth is on them. I've not found a willing candidate to check the crunch factor yet.
I heard there was somebody on MFP that was looking to be a candidate. Never met him.
He was looking for a crunch under the heel of a stiletto I think. He was too perverse for simply wanting them in the mouth
Where is this guy? I could totally do this.
He is a lurker, he'll find you and send you a PM about a man-hater in his karate class or something weird like that.
Just wait....
And if you tell him to man up and quit being a little *kitten* he will stop responding to you0
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