How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Sudden onset of a peanut allergy1
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Pecked to death by a flock of angry parrots0
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Stuck her tongue to a frozen pole and froze to death waiting for the fire department0
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While visiting the redwood trees, he was trapped in amber. In the future aliens will recreate humanity from his DNA and open a human theme park for little aliens to visit.0
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Her coffee pot broke so she tried to warm her coffee in the toaster. Didnt go well.0
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Badgers.0
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Choked on a burger0
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Got between a 6 month Keto-er and a loaf of bread0
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Cap got pulled over his eyes while driving. Although he was wearing a seatbelt, the resulting wreck did not end well.0
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Mogigraphia0
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let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »Mogigraphia
Hey nobody is around to entertain me so I have to do it myself. You are welcome.
He looked at me wrong.
#don'tmakelulumadunlessyouhavebakery
Overwhelmed by excessive alone time - there are other ways to self-entertain...
#IHaveAnIdea
#TheVoiceOfExperience
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Attacked by rabid rabbits at the local breeding farm...
#WhatsUpDoc
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Explosive diarrhoea0
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Human sacrifice ritual. She thought she was just gonna smoke angel dust with her new boyfriend.0
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