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  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
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    1. Since it came up, I am not pregnant either.
    2. Wait this thing does numbering by it self.
    3. Thats kind cool.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I'm not pregnant.
    Have never been pregnant.
    Hate when couples say, "We're pregnant".

    1. this annoys me too
    2. I tell people when he can carry the baby for half the pregnancy then "we" can be pregnant
    3. I too am happy to not be pregnant
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    happilymegan wrote: »
    1. I always think the guy about me is funny
    2. I like the smell of basements
    3. I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue

    1) I don't know this guy
    2) That's where the bodies are hidden
    3) I'm looking for someone who can untie a cherry stem with their tongue
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    1) I'm not pregnant
    2) I can't get pregnant
    3) I can no longer make anyone pregnant
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    The world is flat
    Evolution is a myth
    Science is a ploy to make people dumber
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    1. Our big snow storm has turned into only 1-3 inches.
    2. I'm glad because I had to drive to work regardless. They won't close.
    3. I put a shovel in my car just in case.

    1. You sound disappointed with only 3 inches
    2. I've heard that more times than I care to admit
    3. I need to take warmer showers
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Kasner1975 wrote: »
    1. Moved to southern Ontario yesterday.
    2. I have unpacking to do.
    3. I'm drinking coffee instead.
    Sending positive vibes your way. Unpacking sucks.
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
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    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    1. I brush my teeth at the kitchen sink because my bathroom faucet is too hard for me to turn on and off.
    2. I'm proud of the fact that I haven't gotten banned in the last two days because some *kitten* are really tempting me.
    3. Let's see if I can make it thru the day
    :disappointed:
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
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    1. I'm extremely tired
    2. Like so tired I can't sleep
    3. I'll take a nap while driving myself home
  • chocolate_owl
    chocolate_owl Posts: 1,695 Member
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    1. I'm really sad she didn't make it through the day
    2. Someone cleaned out the work fridge and threw away my lunches for the rest of the week even though fridge cleanout day is supposed to be Friday
    3. Today is a freaking horrible day and I should have stayed in bed
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    Things I've said this morning:

    1. "Please leave your pants on and stop playing with your penis."
    2. "Thank you for offering, but cheerios don't go up mommy's nose."
    3. "Why are you chewing on your pants?"
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
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    1. Woke up to my youngest getting sick
    2. Cleaning up said sick isn't what I wanted to be doing right now
    3. 3 hours of sleep isn't enough for this.
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
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    happilymegan wrote: »
    jjewell1981 wrote: »
    1. I'm extremely tired
    2. Like so tired I can't sleep
    3. I'll take a nap while driving myself home

    1. Why are you so tired?
    2. How can one be so tired they can't sleep?
    3. Please don't joke like that.

    1. I've been up all night
    2. 2. It's weird I should sleep but I can't
    3. Sorry I always say that when someone says I should go get some sleep :smile:
  • Pamela_43
    Pamela_43 Posts: 315 Member
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    1. The alarm clock goes off at 3:30am 7 days a week.
    2. I hate the alarm clock
    3. And mornings.
  • Shoebacha1
    Shoebacha1 Posts: 2,113 Member
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    1. Just paid last collections bill off. Now completely current on all debts.
    2. my hair looks great today
    3. this Thursday felt like a Monday until I logged onto MFP with all you wonderful peeps

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