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I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • ashorey87
    ashorey87 Posts: 173 Member
    The worlds largest ball of tape
  • Domomallow
    Domomallow Posts: 87 Member
    I've lost an average human leg... well- the weight of one. :)
  • StrongGirlFitGirl
    StrongGirlFitGirl Posts: 183 Member
    I've lost 140 tomatoes, so far!
  • Meghanebk
    Meghanebk Posts: 321 Member
    I've lost - a human skin. Well, I could use a new one! Now to try for a housecat.
  • kingleahnidas
    kingleahnidas Posts: 280 Member
    bumping this because I am proud to say I have finally lost an elephant's penis after months of checking this list
  • kgirlhart
    kgirlhart Posts: 5,231 Member
    I've lost an Irish setter. It's not as funny as an elephants penis, but I can't imagine carrying an Irish setter around all day.
  • Chadxx
    Chadxx Posts: 1,199 Member
    From my highest weight, I am now down a giraffe. :o
  • Brans34
    Brans34 Posts: 599 Member
    Lol!!

    I've lost a mid-sized microwave, and still new to lose an average two year old so that I can be the same as a newborn giraff. Love it!
  • SammieCosme
    SammieCosme Posts: 48 Member
    i have lost a sperm whales brain.
  • jennypapage
    jennypapage Posts: 489 Member
    edited February 2017
    i've lost a newborn calf and 2 guinea pigs.
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    I've never thought I would ever say this sentence in my life but here goes: I've lost an elephant penis too.

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  • snooky211
    snooky211 Posts: 67 Member
    It's unfortunate that this thread appeared just above "I never knew I had it in me" !
    Is that too smutty for mfp?
  • snooky211
    snooky211 Posts: 67 Member
    Oh no...it is!
  • Lucy1752
    Lucy1752 Posts: 499 Member
    Currently 2 cinder blocks

    Working toward the world's largest ball of tape
  • jessamynb9384
    jessamynb9384 Posts: 4 Member
    Bump
  • beerfoamy
    beerfoamy Posts: 1,520 Member
    I've lost a bald eagle carrying a rack of baby back ribs! hehe
  • fitoverfortymom
    fitoverfortymom Posts: 3,452 Member
    I finally lost my elephant penis!
  • ccems1634
    ccems1634 Posts: 45 Member
    I've only lost a chihuahua but still new and hoping to lose an elephants heart!
  • TMW2119
    TMW2119 Posts: 178 Member
    I've lost one tire and a guinea pig. Love this!
  • Piqueaboo
    Piqueaboo Posts: 1,193 Member
    I've lost a human leg. Bizarre haha
  • Flyingwarrior1966
    Flyingwarrior1966 Posts: 21 Member
    You didn't lose it, it's just shrinkage :)
  • debbiemuz
    debbiemuz Posts: 194 Member
    I've lost an elephant's heart. Working toward the penis. Poor elephant...
  • Theo166
    Theo166 Posts: 2,564 Member
    I'm down a years worth of Pizza, american style

    My goal is to lose a 2 month old horse in 2017
  • Lioness_1978
    Lioness_1978 Posts: 3,938 Member
    edited February 2017
    Im down the amount of trash you throw away in a month.
  • ms_smartypants
    ms_smartypants Posts: 8,278 Member
    I have lost a newborn calf plus a guinea pig
  • Mellykay88
    Mellykay88 Posts: 307 Member
    I've lost an Elephant penis!!
  • dreamergirl529
    dreamergirl529 Posts: 32 Member
    I've lost the world's largest ball of tape!!!
  • bekkh
    bekkh Posts: 9 Member
    I've lost 2 bloodhounds, a 2 month old horse, a chihuahua and a guinea pig.... that's a lot of missing pets. Haha.
  • SueSueDio
    SueSueDio Posts: 4,796 Member
    bekkh wrote: »
    I've lost 2 bloodhounds, a 2 month old horse, a chihuahua and a guinea pig.... that's a lot of missing pets. Haha.

    It's time to install a gate on your yard... ;)

    An air conditioner and a brain for me (some people might say I lost a brain years ago...), aiming for a gold brick in total.

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