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We broke up because...
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Because I'm not into girls0
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She wasn't into me.. said I wasn't manly enough for her0
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That's hilariousTheCounselorx wrote: »Guys guys .... I think we need to take a moment to appreciate this epic.... but I think, unintended reply
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TheCounselorx wrote: »Guys guys .... I think we need to take a moment to appreciate this epic.... but I think, unintended reply
Lol..awesome..
We didn't we lived happily ever after0 -
with meat balls !0
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He kept bringing meat balls everywhere...
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Lol0
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Cause he didn't share the meatballs0
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We argued all the time about who was getting cuffed to the bed1
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She didn't like my meatballs and sauce0
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Wait what? We broke up? :O0
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Because she wouldn't come tan with me in AZ0
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She didn't like that I wrapped her hair around my wrist and brought her down to submitslimgirljo15 wrote: »We argued all the time about who was getting cuffed to the bed
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She called me JR all the time0
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Hushh girl or Im gunna have to get the ballgag out ..
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Oh honey I would have you tied up so quick it would make your head spin0
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molinaroanoka wrote: »Oh honey I would have you tied up so quick it would make your head spin
uhhuh...
Was too wilful0 -
She prefers brains over beauty and I have neither...0
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ssoooo.... don't mind me.... I'll just sit here in the corner and watch.....0
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His wife didn't like me
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BahahahahahaTheCounselorx wrote: »ssoooo.... don't mind me.... I'll just sit here in the corner and watch.....
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They laughed a lot and I never understood why!0
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There were never any bananas in the fruit bowl....1
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He ate all the peanut butter0
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She didn't like my cookies0
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Her cookies never had nuts0
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His didn't have enough peanut butter0
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She didn't put chocolate chips in them0
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She wouldn't let me borrow her swimsuit1
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