We broke up because...
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Because she wasn't adventurous enough0
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Watching Adventure Time is not the same as being adventurous1
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He wouldn't share his protein powder0
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He liked older women0
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She didn't!
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She was too busy on the stage !0
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He was too busy blowing off hot air!0
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She was to busy dusting shelves0
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We didn't. ..he's tied to my bed1
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Kept choking in routine situations0
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Pushed me into the canal knowing I can't swim0
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He ..he ..ohh I can't say it ..it's too awful ..
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Pushed me into the canal knowing I can't swim
In my defence I just wanted to see what you looked like dripping wet so1 -
He was always throwing water on random women0
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She was always trying to dry me off0
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Was having a fling with Pooh!0
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She said I was too tall0
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She called me an Oompa Loompa0
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She didn't like pet names0
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She tried to make me wear a dog collar0
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