We broke up because...
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He was too sensitive
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He always needed to use his Navigation tools!0
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She ate the last cookie.0
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Didn't like my cookies. . .0
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He left crumbs in bed0
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Always trying to sample my Cookie0
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I creamed her cookie0
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Because he always wanted everyone's cookies but mine and that just wasn't going to work for me0
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Was kinda Stingy!1
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creamed the wrong cookie0
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He made me feel caged. And a man needs to let a woman breathe0
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she didn't like her cage0
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He didn't understand you should never cage a lion0
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We never broke up..he's a keeper0
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She was already Taken!0
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She kept trying to get me to classy dance and I kept trying to get her to booty dance1
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Caught him slapping another girls booty0
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She was always slap happy0
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Because she wasn't adventurous enough0
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Watching Adventure Time is not the same as being adventurous1
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He wouldn't share his protein powder0
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He liked older women0
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She didn't!1
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She was too busy on the stage !0
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He was too busy blowing off hot air!0
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She was to busy dusting shelves0
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We didn't. ..he's tied to my bed1
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Kept choking in routine situations0
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Pushed me into the canal knowing I can't swim0
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