We broke up because...
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            she was too pg0
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            Because I'm a shooting star and I have to be free to fall to the ground and be collected by amateurs who search on the weekends and after work, or professionals who recover meteorites for a living.1
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            Although we agreed on a safe word, we never did anything to merit using it...0
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            Caught him with the neighbour..the neighbours wife wasn't happy either
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            I ended up in the hospital from our last wrestling match0
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            I caught him having an affair with my siamese twin...0
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            She wasn't a jedi knight0
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            I,m at a total loss of words
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            If You ask nice I Might just tell you another one !!! Maybe1
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            YES YES YES0
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            I'm A Patient Man
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            Told stories to everyone
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            That aint what you whispered in my ear
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            Lol..I was a better story teller
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            With her and Jo whispering in both my ears I was giggling to much to tell a story !0
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            He giggles
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            She kept whispering --could'nt hear a damn thing
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            her tongue sticks out all the time0
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            I beg your pardon !0
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            Caught with his tongue in Tomy's ear1
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            Because she stole my lipstick1
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            Because ,because,because--hell I just couldn't do it
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            He was still with someone else0
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            She wouldn't break up with Jo
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            wanted me to break up with Jo0
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            I just couldn't compete with Jo0
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            I felt she was too important and she felt I was too impotent...0
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            She didn't like I had better hair0
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            Bridge_marie wrote: »He kept roaring like a tiger and kept spelling tiger with two G's
That's cause I be spelling Tigg_er silly girl

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            He was too Animated1
 
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