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Motorsheen wrote: »I confess I was letting a nasty rumor get to me in a big way... but today I decided to just laugh it off. Snotty old ladies need something fun to talk about, I suppose.
you keep talking about this nasty rumor. I kind of want to know what it is so I can tell the old ladies to go and get struck by lightning. When we try to better ourselves, those who are stuck in unhappiness tend to be the most brutal.
Old lady at church is telling people the reason I'm working out and wearing make up is to catch a sugar daddy and leave my husband.
omg. Some people are just dumbasses.
Right? I mean... not like I'm trying to get healthy. Or be a good example for my son. Or finally starting to like how I look for the first time in my life. Or I can finally fit into some of my older clothes...
Cranky old birds.
Its what I said before. When unhappy people see others bettering themselves, they just cant *kitten* stand it and have to lash out. Just consider it a compliment.
That's how I've decided to see it. If they think I'm looking good enough to catch a sugar daddy then I'm doing something right!
sugar daddy?
.... would you settle for a maxed out credit card and a couple of bad checks?
I'm asking for a friend.
If it's maxed out, how could you(r friend) buy me all the things?!2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »I confess I was letting a nasty rumor get to me in a big way... but today I decided to just laugh it off. Snotty old ladies need something fun to talk about, I suppose.
you keep talking about this nasty rumor. I kind of want to know what it is so I can tell the old ladies to go and get struck by lightning. When we try to better ourselves, those who are stuck in unhappiness tend to be the most brutal.
Old lady at church is telling people the reason I'm working out and wearing make up is to catch a sugar daddy and leave my husband.
omg. Some people are just dumbasses.
Right? I mean... not like I'm trying to get healthy. Or be a good example for my son. Or finally starting to like how I look for the first time in my life. Or I can finally fit into some of my older clothes...
Cranky old birds.
Its what I said before. When unhappy people see others bettering themselves, they just cant *kitten* stand it and have to lash out. Just consider it a compliment.
That's how I've decided to see it. If they think I'm looking good enough to catch a sugar daddy then I'm doing something right!
sugar daddy?
.... would you settle for a maxed out credit card and a couple of bad checks?
I'm asking for a friend.
If it's maxed out, how could you(r friend) buy me all the things?!
that's easy!
.... five finger discount0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »I confess I was letting a nasty rumor get to me in a big way... but today I decided to just laugh it off. Snotty old ladies need something fun to talk about, I suppose.
you keep talking about this nasty rumor. I kind of want to know what it is so I can tell the old ladies to go and get struck by lightning. When we try to better ourselves, those who are stuck in unhappiness tend to be the most brutal.
Old lady at church is telling people the reason I'm working out and wearing make up is to catch a sugar daddy and leave my husband.
omg. Some people are just dumbasses.
Right? I mean... not like I'm trying to get healthy. Or be a good example for my son. Or finally starting to like how I look for the first time in my life. Or I can finally fit into some of my older clothes...
Cranky old birds.
Its what I said before. When unhappy people see others bettering themselves, they just cant *kitten* stand it and have to lash out. Just consider it a compliment.
That's how I've decided to see it. If they think I'm looking good enough to catch a sugar daddy then I'm doing something right!
sugar daddy?
.... would you settle for a maxed out credit card and a couple of bad checks?
I'm asking for a friend.
If it's maxed out, how could you(r friend) buy me all the things?!
that's easy!
.... five finger discount
Don't get caught.
Then we can talk.0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »I confess I was letting a nasty rumor get to me in a big way... but today I decided to just laugh it off. Snotty old ladies need something fun to talk about, I suppose.
you keep talking about this nasty rumor. I kind of want to know what it is so I can tell the old ladies to go and get struck by lightning. When we try to better ourselves, those who are stuck in unhappiness tend to be the most brutal.
Old lady at church is telling people the reason I'm working out and wearing make up is to catch a sugar daddy and leave my husband.
omg. Some people are just dumbasses.
Right? I mean... not like I'm trying to get healthy. Or be a good example for my son. Or finally starting to like how I look for the first time in my life. Or I can finally fit into some of my older clothes...
Cranky old birds.
Its what I said before. When unhappy people see others bettering themselves, they just cant *kitten* stand it and have to lash out. Just consider it a compliment.
That's how I've decided to see it. If they think I'm looking good enough to catch a sugar daddy then I'm doing something right!
sugar daddy?
.... would you settle for a maxed out credit card and a couple of bad checks?
I'm asking for a friend.
If it's maxed out, how could you(r friend) buy me all the things?!
that's easy!
.... five finger discount
Don't get caught.
Then we can talk.
fair enough
plus you've been running.... which skill comes in mighty handy when talking to the police0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »I confess I was letting a nasty rumor get to me in a big way... but today I decided to just laugh it off. Snotty old ladies need something fun to talk about, I suppose.
you keep talking about this nasty rumor. I kind of want to know what it is so I can tell the old ladies to go and get struck by lightning. When we try to better ourselves, those who are stuck in unhappiness tend to be the most brutal.
Old lady at church is telling people the reason I'm working out and wearing make up is to catch a sugar daddy and leave my husband.
omg. Some people are just dumbasses.
Right? I mean... not like I'm trying to get healthy. Or be a good example for my son. Or finally starting to like how I look for the first time in my life. Or I can finally fit into some of my older clothes...
Cranky old birds.
Its what I said before. When unhappy people see others bettering themselves, they just cant *kitten* stand it and have to lash out. Just consider it a compliment.
That's how I've decided to see it. If they think I'm looking good enough to catch a sugar daddy then I'm doing something right!
sugar daddy?
.... would you settle for a maxed out credit card and a couple of bad checks?
I'm asking for a friend.
If it's maxed out, how could you(r friend) buy me all the things?!
that's easy!
.... five finger discount
Don't get caught.
Then we can talk.
fair enough
plus you've been running.... which skill comes in mighty handy when talking to the police
That or a low cut top. I'll plan for both.
(What are we getting?)0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »I confess I was letting a nasty rumor get to me in a big way... but today I decided to just laugh it off. Snotty old ladies need something fun to talk about, I suppose.
you keep talking about this nasty rumor. I kind of want to know what it is so I can tell the old ladies to go and get struck by lightning. When we try to better ourselves, those who are stuck in unhappiness tend to be the most brutal.
Old lady at church is telling people the reason I'm working out and wearing make up is to catch a sugar daddy and leave my husband.
omg. Some people are just dumbasses.
Right? I mean... not like I'm trying to get healthy. Or be a good example for my son. Or finally starting to like how I look for the first time in my life. Or I can finally fit into some of my older clothes...
Cranky old birds.
Its what I said before. When unhappy people see others bettering themselves, they just cant *kitten* stand it and have to lash out. Just consider it a compliment.
That's how I've decided to see it. If they think I'm looking good enough to catch a sugar daddy then I'm doing something right!
sugar daddy?
.... would you settle for a maxed out credit card and a couple of bad checks?
I'm asking for a friend.
If it's maxed out, how could you(r friend) buy me all the things?!
that's easy!
.... five finger discount
Don't get caught.
Then we can talk.
fair enough
plus you've been running.... which skill comes in mighty handy when talking to the police
That or a low cut top. I'll plan for both.
(What are we getting?)Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »I confess I was letting a nasty rumor get to me in a big way... but today I decided to just laugh it off. Snotty old ladies need something fun to talk about, I suppose.
you keep talking about this nasty rumor. I kind of want to know what it is so I can tell the old ladies to go and get struck by lightning. When we try to better ourselves, those who are stuck in unhappiness tend to be the most brutal.
Old lady at church is telling people the reason I'm working out and wearing make up is to catch a sugar daddy and leave my husband.
omg. Some people are just dumbasses.
Right? I mean... not like I'm trying to get healthy. Or be a good example for my son. Or finally starting to like how I look for the first time in my life. Or I can finally fit into some of my older clothes...
Cranky old birds.
Its what I said before. When unhappy people see others bettering themselves, they just cant *kitten* stand it and have to lash out. Just consider it a compliment.
That's how I've decided to see it. If they think I'm looking good enough to catch a sugar daddy then I'm doing something right!
sugar daddy?
.... would you settle for a maxed out credit card and a couple of bad checks?
I'm asking for a friend.
If it's maxed out, how could you(r friend) buy me all the things?!
that's easy!
.... five finger discount
Don't get caught.
Then we can talk.
fair enough
plus you've been running.... which skill comes in mighty handy when talking to the police
That or a low cut top. I'll plan for both.
(What are we getting?)
What are we getting?
The Sun, The Moon and The Stars ....0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »I confess I was letting a nasty rumor get to me in a big way... but today I decided to just laugh it off. Snotty old ladies need something fun to talk about, I suppose.
you keep talking about this nasty rumor. I kind of want to know what it is so I can tell the old ladies to go and get struck by lightning. When we try to better ourselves, those who are stuck in unhappiness tend to be the most brutal.
Old lady at church is telling people the reason I'm working out and wearing make up is to catch a sugar daddy and leave my husband.
omg. Some people are just dumbasses.
Right? I mean... not like I'm trying to get healthy. Or be a good example for my son. Or finally starting to like how I look for the first time in my life. Or I can finally fit into some of my older clothes...
Cranky old birds.
Its what I said before. When unhappy people see others bettering themselves, they just cant *kitten* stand it and have to lash out. Just consider it a compliment.
That's how I've decided to see it. If they think I'm looking good enough to catch a sugar daddy then I'm doing something right!
sugar daddy?
.... would you settle for a maxed out credit card and a couple of bad checks?
I'm asking for a friend.
If it's maxed out, how could you(r friend) buy me all the things?!
that's easy!
.... five finger discount
Don't get caught.
Then we can talk.
fair enough
plus you've been running.... which skill comes in mighty handy when talking to the police
That or a low cut top. I'll plan for both.
(What are we getting?)Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »I confess I was letting a nasty rumor get to me in a big way... but today I decided to just laugh it off. Snotty old ladies need something fun to talk about, I suppose.
you keep talking about this nasty rumor. I kind of want to know what it is so I can tell the old ladies to go and get struck by lightning. When we try to better ourselves, those who are stuck in unhappiness tend to be the most brutal.
Old lady at church is telling people the reason I'm working out and wearing make up is to catch a sugar daddy and leave my husband.
omg. Some people are just dumbasses.
Right? I mean... not like I'm trying to get healthy. Or be a good example for my son. Or finally starting to like how I look for the first time in my life. Or I can finally fit into some of my older clothes...
Cranky old birds.
Its what I said before. When unhappy people see others bettering themselves, they just cant *kitten* stand it and have to lash out. Just consider it a compliment.
That's how I've decided to see it. If they think I'm looking good enough to catch a sugar daddy then I'm doing something right!
sugar daddy?
.... would you settle for a maxed out credit card and a couple of bad checks?
I'm asking for a friend.
If it's maxed out, how could you(r friend) buy me all the things?!
that's easy!
.... five finger discount
Don't get caught.
Then we can talk.
fair enough
plus you've been running.... which skill comes in mighty handy when talking to the police
That or a low cut top. I'll plan for both.
(What are we getting?)
What are we getting?
The Sun, The Moon and The Stars ....
Are we going to a book store?0 -
I can not *kitten* stand all the singing in Frozen... But can not get through the movie without watery eyes... Lol0
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JstTheWayIam wrote: »I can not *kitten* stand all the singing in Frozen... But can not get through the movie without watery eyes... Lol
I sang "Let it Go" in my head reading this.1 -
JstTheWayIam wrote: »I can not *kitten* stand all the singing in Frozen... But can not get through the movie without watery eyes... Lol
I sang "Let it Go" in my head reading this.
When that girl jumps in front of the sword... OH! Gets me every time... Lol
What amazing writing that was, but all the freaking singing is just cheesy and painful...0 -
JstTheWayIam wrote: »JstTheWayIam wrote: »I can not *kitten* stand all the singing in Frozen... But can not get through the movie without watery eyes... Lol
I sang "Let it Go" in my head reading this.
When that girl jumps in front of the sword... OH! Gets me every time... Lol
What amazing writing that was, but all the freaking singing is just cheesy and painful...
I'm watching Frozen right now... I love Olaf. And my son has the biggest crush on young Ana, he gets so excited at the beginning of the movie when she's singing "Do you want to build a snow man"1 -
tripleA972 wrote: »I confess i dont have a facebook..
This. I also dont have a twitter or instagram either.
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JstTheWayIam wrote: »JstTheWayIam wrote: »I can not *kitten* stand all the singing in Frozen... But can not get through the movie without watery eyes... Lol
I sang "Let it Go" in my head reading this.
When that girl jumps in front of the sword... OH! Gets me every time... Lol
What amazing writing that was, but all the freaking singing is just cheesy and painful...
I'm watching Frozen right now... I love Olaf. And my son has the biggest crush on young Ana, he gets so excited at the beginning of the movie when she's singing "Do you want to build a snow man"
My boy is watching it too.. I have to leave for graveyard... Bummer, but off tomorrow thankfully!0 -
JstTheWayIam wrote: »JstTheWayIam wrote: »JstTheWayIam wrote: »I can not *kitten* stand all the singing in Frozen... But can not get through the movie without watery eyes... Lol
I sang "Let it Go" in my head reading this.
When that girl jumps in front of the sword... OH! Gets me every time... Lol
What amazing writing that was, but all the freaking singing is just cheesy and painful...
I'm watching Frozen right now... I love Olaf. And my son has the biggest crush on young Ana, he gets so excited at the beginning of the movie when she's singing "Do you want to build a snow man"
My boy is watching it too.. I have to leave for graveyard... Bummer, but off tomorrow thankfully!
My son went to bed... I'm watching it for me now.
I couldn't work graveyards... Kudos to you for doing it.1 -
I've cried a lot this weekend. I've decided Im going to stop feeling so sorry for myself and move on.4
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I confess that I'm seriously vain and the men here are not helping. I'm treated like a queen and I still haven't paid for my three day gym membership cause the manager won't let me.
I love the attention I get here but I know it's not good for me so I keep telling myself that it's just friendly guys but it's really hard cause some of them are so brutally honest and will just tell me my *kitten* is the best bum they've seen. I know it's not true but yet... The thought of being beautiful is kinda amazing. Specially cause I don't get attention like this at home or anywhere else.5 -
Had such a mild winter here and the last week or so has been cold as *kitten* with snow and more coming Tuesday. F off winter.0
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I confess I had a dream involving MFP last night... I dreamed was in my old high school band room with a new director helping him take attendance. The band was made up of people from high school, former coworkers, and people from MFP. After attendance we ran an obstacle course that involved getting food at a buffet. You all looked fantastic.
My brain is a weird place.1 -
I confess I had a dream involving MFP last night... I dreamed was in my old high school band room with a new director helping him take attendance. The band was made up of people from high school, former coworkers, and people from MFP. After attendance we ran an obstacle course that involved getting food at a buffet. You all looked fantastic.
My brain is a weird place. If you're going to dream about me naked, I'd rather you not call me a buffet. I prefer sweet titz. 3
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