We broke up because...
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She had belly boobs.1
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he didn't like my belly boobs0
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She didn't like tea bags for some reason.0
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Caught him using the tea bags0
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Was anti caffeine
That just won't fly in my world!0 -
He think that I would ever hire an Interior Designer0
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Didn't like that I was quadlingual0
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My translation app translated what she was saying0
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Didn't like dirty talk0
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Didnt talk dirty in the bedroom0
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His safe word was Mud!0
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She kept making me wear a gag ball.0
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He was able to give himself.....
Didn't need me!0 -
She kept on twisting my nipples in bed.0
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He didn't like a little bit of a Freak in the sheets0
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She wanted me to strangle her unconscious.0
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He mixed me up with his weirdo Ex0
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She thought I was his weirdo Ex!0
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She lied about being the weirdo ex0
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She kept making me smell her panties.0
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He was intrested in smelling tampons0
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She had a fetish for making ppl smell her panties0
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The problem was that they weren't hers0
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she never changed her panties0
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He didnt approve of me going Commando0
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She was gassy0
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she never let me find out that she doesn't wear any panties. she always said no0
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He blamed her for being gassy but it was his dog0
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