True Confessions - Don't Judge
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
For now the shower massager does a fine job. Multitasking at its finest.5 -
I had too much birthday cake and/or desserts while my family was down visiting. Now I am craving sweets. I shouldn't have touched it. I usually don't care much for cake, but there was PIE!! I ♥ pie. Pie is good. Pie is awesome. Pie is... fattening. Good news is there is no more pie in the house, but OMG I crave sugary stuff. Not good. Not good at all. Bad pie!1
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I confess that I'm overdue for a great date. One of those dates where you have a great dinner with good conversation, go out drinking after, and then stay up all night having amazing sex and talking. Sleep in the next morning, have a mimosa soaked brunch and then spend all afternoon in bed. Yeah...I'm way overdue.7
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I confess that I'm overdue for a great date. One of those dates where you have a great dinner with good conversation, go out drinking after, and then stay up all night having amazing sex and talking. Sleep in the next morning, have a mimosa soaked brunch and then spend all afternoon in bed. Yeah...I'm way overdue.
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At least I'm not alone.0
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I confess that I'm overdue for a great date. One of those dates where you have a great dinner with good conversation, go out drinking after, and then stay up all night having amazing sex and talking. Sleep in the next morning, have a mimosa soaked brunch and then spend all afternoon in bed. Yeah...I'm way overdue.
That sounds amazing0 -
I'm almost speechless....
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I think I scared everyone off.0
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »I think I scared everyone off.
nah...the guys grabbed some kleenex and got a little distracted.3 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.
If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....
Stock up on batteries.
This one is rechargeable! It last for two hours, how many guys can say that?
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »I confess I splurged on a toy for myself because dammit if I'm going to be single for awhile I at least deserve to take care of my needs.
If you don't hear from me on April 18th, you know why.....
Stock up on batteries.
This one is rechargeable! It last for two hours, how many guys can say that?
My favorite one doesn't use batteries or a charge and didn't cost a small fortune.
I've gotta have a buzz, manual labor does nothing for me. I never pay full price, I always use promo codes for 40 or 50% off.
Vocal chords are free. Coupon not required.2 -
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I confess that I'm a lot harder on myself than I probably need to be. I feel fat, and I hate myself for it. Most of my clothes no longer fit, and I refuse to buy larger sizes. I'm down about 15 LBS, but I have another 35 to go. I'm scared that I'll never get there. I was blessed in high school. I stayed active growing up, and I didn't start gaining weight until my mid to late 20s. I want to go back to 22 and start over.0
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
Are you getting my posts removed? If so then yes, you can be Miss Snowflake.
Whoops, definitely not me. I adore your witty sarcasm.1 -
Just inspired by the lovely @_dixiana_ to be another...drum roll please...headless naked torso1
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