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Google search videos of people picking their nose then reposts on her insta page0
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Hates wine0
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Has an English accent0
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Kiss with his hands up in the air0
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Listens to my voice nightly0
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Slimgirljo has stepped on Moon's surface.0
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Calls his lil buddy "Moon"
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She screams and screams until she feels a little horse (not hoarse).
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Dresses up as a little horse when he hears her scream0
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She got me fired0
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The only sport she plays is beer pong0
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Never worked a day in her life0
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Has a double-jointed jaw -- opens her mouth like a door hinge.0
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Can swallow a sausage whole..0
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So can she! 0
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(Closing the door slowly and quietly whilst backing into the hall)0
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Thinks waffles taste like poop0
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Prefers snot flavoured waffles0
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Buys my snot for her waffles..I give her a good deal in hayfever season0
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goes around goosing security officers and TSA agents to get her rocks off...
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Lets me tickle his beard for a buck0
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Has a jungle down below0
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Has toys named Woody and Buzz -- nothing to do with Toy Story.0
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She gets joy out of taking candy from babies0
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It's in our contract that I have to dress like a baby to give her joy of taking my candy. It's also in the contract that I have to wear the diaper 24/7.0
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