We broke up because...
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would always have a Pakistani Marquee in his pants with other men around0
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Wow is that what it's called these days?
As always one upping me on the new lingo2 -
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Wow is that what it's called these days?
As always one upping me on the new lingo
Insisted on calling my car a horseless carriage.slimgirljo15 wrote: »
She wouldn't let me leave.0 -
He was out of bullets0
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Was hung like a horse..ouch!!0
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couldn't handle my horse0
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He ride off into the Sunset with a Blonde0
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Rode
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Thought my "implant" had too much girth
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He was all fake!0
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She didn't bathe on a regular basis.0
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Wouldn't let me shower alone..ohh wait ..come back
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Wouldn't pick up the soap for me. It was a trick.0
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Wouldn't let me "try" new things on him0
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Wanted to play with my exit only door0
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He was always looking for an exit. Commitment issues.0
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Her commitments differed from mine0
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too noisy at night0
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Umm... I wouldn't be noisy if you weren't talking in your sleep 1
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I thought I was hurting her b/c of all the sqeeking she made.0
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Asked me not to talk "at night" @littlewolf37850
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Would put a pillow over my face during the act.0
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I don't flirt like he wanted at his parents house at dinner0
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She would touch me under the dinner table.0
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cracks their knuckles all the time0
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Wouldn't let me rest my beer on her head.0
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Treated me like a piece of furniture0
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Wouldn't lay on the kitchen table.0
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Wouldn't get OFF the Kitchen Table0
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